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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories. [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #9019850 03/15/24 09:25 PM
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My Mother shot a man in Birmingham for giving her a sideways glance. My Grandpa died with his boots on, but he wasn't wearing any pants. My Daddy's down in Huntsville working on his GED. It's always shady around my family tree.


An unethical shot is one you take, that you know you shouldn't.
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My uncle married a stripper, he's managing her career. My nephew stole a big rig that was loaded with Lone Star Beer. My brother got caught with weed, and he blamed that shi- on me. It's always shady around my family tree.


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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories. [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #9019857 03/15/24 09:31 PM
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My family tree, it's a tragedy. That's the way that it's always been. The good lord lets you pick your friends but your stuck with your kin..........


An unethical shot is one you take, that you know you shouldn't.
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My niece got kicked out of highschool for having a flask of Jim Beam. My cousin kissed the highschool quarterback, now he's off the team. My sister's got 6 children, but she's only 23.....It's always shady around my family tree.


An unethical shot is one you take, that you know you shouldn't.
Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories. [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #9019861 03/15/24 09:34 PM
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This thread took me back to a song I heard at Gruene Hall, band was "Poor J Brown" Song, "Family Tree". I bought their CD and tipped them big for this song.


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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories. [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #9019870 03/15/24 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by TXHOGSLAYER
Interesting that of all the fond memories threads, this one has the most posts. You're welcome


Guess what, almost half (10) of the responses are from you. Keep that up and it will be the most popular thread ever rofl



The famous quote from Oscar Wilde, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” has long been bandied about, mainly as an excuse for blatant copying.

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Originally Posted by onlysmith&wesson
This thread took me back to a song I heard at Gruene Hall, band was "Poor J Brown" Song, "Family Tree". I bought their CD and tipped them big for this song.

S&W, if you were in the Navy, your posts would have started out “now this is a no-shi**er”. LOL!


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Originally Posted by onlysmith&wesson
My niece got kicked out of highschool for having a flask of Jim Beam. My cousin kissed the highschool quarterback, now he's off the team. My sister's got 6 children, but she's only 23.....It's always shady around my family tree.


Dang, sounds like you're related to Rodney Dangerfield smirk

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Originally Posted by 8th1
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My niece got kicked out of highschool for having a flask of Jim Beam. My cousin kissed the highschool quarterback, now he's off the team. My sister's got 6 children, but she's only 23.....It's always shady around my family tree.


Dang, sounds like you're related to Rodney Dangerfield smirk


Lyrics for family tree


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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories. [Re: onlysmith&wesson] #9019899 03/15/24 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by onlysmith&wesson
My family tree, it's a tragedy. That's the way that it's always been. The good lord lets you pick your friends but your stuck with your kin..........


Everyone's family tree is a tragedy. I could tell you stories but I won't🤣




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My niece got kicked out of highschool for having a flask of Jim Beam. My cousin kissed the highschool quarterback, now he's off the team. My sister's got 6 children, but she's only 23.....It's always shady around my family tree.


Dang, sounds like you're related to Rodney Dangerfield smirk


Lyrics for family tree


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When it comes to family trees a smart man once told me that 3rd generation wants to know things the 2nd generation wants to forget.


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Originally Posted by chalet
When it comes to family trees a smart man once told me that 3rd generation wants to know things the 2nd generation wants to forget.



Curtis I respect your opinion.




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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories. [Re: Stub] #9019937 03/15/24 11:58 PM
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Anybody got one? roflmao



Oh no not that uncle? Are we related?

rofl



Maybe. roflmao

I have posted a story about my great grandfather, great uncle and great great grandmother though.... roflmao

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I have lots of stories. None that I wish to share with a bunch of strangers. up

I kinda' get what you're saying, just surprised that someone that has posted over 29,000 times feels that way.



Find one of those posts where I talk about my grandmother or grandfather with a personal story. I'll wait... grin

See your post above.

So what you're saying is, you've shared comments over 29,000 times, including stories about your great grandfather, great uncle and great great grand mother, but you find something wrong with someone posting about their grandmother in an off topic thread?

Did it occur to you that the poster posted about his grandmother because his mother was mostly missing from his life and his grandmother filled a void? Sometimes it's best not be a Richard.

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My family tree, it's a tragedy. That's the way that it's always been. The good lord lets you pick your friends but your stuck with your kin..........

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[quote=TXHOGSLAYER]Interesting that of all the fond memories threads, this one has the most posts. You're welcome


Guess what, almost half (10) of the responses are from you. Keep that up and it will be the most popular thread ever rofl

Let’s keep it rolling. FYI, I was sober when I started this thread. Now I am celebrating St. Patrick’s day. You’ve been warned.

roflmao




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Originally Posted by Stub
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Interesting that of all the fond memories threads, this one has the most posts. You're welcome


Guess what, almost half (10) of the responses are from you. Keep that up and it will be the most popular thread ever rofl



The famous quote from Oscar Wilde, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” has long been bandied about, mainly as an excuse for blatant copying.


(TXHOGSLAYER) Let’s keep it rolling. FYI, I was sober when I started this thread. Now I am celebrating St. Patrick’s day. You’ve been warned.

Yeah Buddy keep that ego going rolleyes Enjoy ST Patty's day and just out of curiosity, what should I be warned about? Your hygiene or mental acuity declination or propensity to emulate others confused2


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ok, ya got me.

Lord, I apologize for that there, and... be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea, amen.

Funny how Bryan got bent when It was really the long list of every relative threads that I found amusing. roflmao


It’s ok, you’re not hurting my feelings. Flame on my friend. Better to know who you really are cheers But I will give you this much credit- my name is not my handle anymore. Flame on!!



Wow, I broke you so bad that you changed your screen name. Good luck in life. I will pray for yiou.




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Interesting that of all the fond memories threads, this one has the most posts. You're welcome


Guess what, almost half (10) of the responses are from you. Keep that up and it will be the most popular thread ever rofl



The famous quote from Oscar Wilde, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” has long been bandied about, mainly as an excuse for blatant copying.


(TXHOGSLAYER) Let’s keep it rolling. FYI, I was sober when I started this thread. Now I am celebrating St. Patrick’s day. You’ve been warned.

Yeah Buddy keep that ego going rolleyes Enjoy ST Patty's day and just out of curiosity, what should I be warned about? Your hygiene or mental acuity declination or propensity to emulate others confused2




Stub, that hurts. I actually enjoyed your posts and commentary.




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29000 posts. Tell me what you know about me and my family. Guaranteed you are wrong and full of S$’t




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Originally Posted by TXHOGSLAYER
29000 posts. Tell me what you know about me and my family. Guaranteed you are wrong and full of S$’t


Maybe bad thinking here, but didn’t you move away from your family?

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Originally Posted by TXHOGSLAYER
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ok, ya got me.

Lord, I apologize for that there, and... be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea, amen.

Funny how Bryan got bent when It was really the long list of every relative threads that I found amusing. roflmao


It’s ok, you’re not hurting my feelings. Flame on my friend. Better to know who you really are cheers But I will give you this much credit- my name is not my handle anymore. Flame on!!



Wow, I broke you so bad that you changed your screen name. Good luck in life. I will pray for yiou.


I changed it for others, not for me. But I for sure will not go delete that post. You got the g rated short version, if you ever had anybody in your life like my grandma, you’d tell stories about her too.

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No one wanted to start a Fond Memories of Brother-in-laws. I think I know why. LOL.

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29000 posts. Tell me what you know about me and my family. Guaranteed you are wrong and full of S$’t

95% of that group you know about can't stand you. They just deal with ya.


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Originally Posted by Bee'z
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29000 posts. Tell me what you know about me and my family. Guaranteed you are wrong and full of S$’t

95% of that group you know about can't stand you. They just deal with ya.


I’m curious how you really feel rofl

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Originally Posted by Bee'z
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29000 posts. Tell me what you know about me and my family. Guaranteed you are wrong and full of S$’t

95% of that group you know about can't stand you. They just deal with ya.



Hi, my name is Josh. My daddy provides all of my income. Without him I would be just another Bud Light loving tweaker…. roflmao




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Did your daddy ever live in Fulshear?

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