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 Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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03/15/24 09:25 PM
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My Mother shot a man in Birmingham for giving her a sideways glance. My Grandpa died with his boots on, but he wasn't wearing any pants. My Daddy's down in Huntsville working on his GED. It's always shady around my family tree.
An unethical shot is one you take, that you know you shouldn't.
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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My uncle married a stripper, he's managing her career. My nephew stole a big rig that was loaded with Lone Star Beer. My brother got caught with weed, and he blamed that shi- on me. It's always shady around my family tree.
An unethical shot is one you take, that you know you shouldn't.
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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My family tree, it's a tragedy. That's the way that it's always been. The good lord lets you pick your friends but your stuck with your kin..........
An unethical shot is one you take, that you know you shouldn't.
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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My niece got kicked out of highschool for having a flask of Jim Beam. My cousin kissed the highschool quarterback, now he's off the team. My sister's got 6 children, but she's only 23.....It's always shady around my family tree.
An unethical shot is one you take, that you know you shouldn't.
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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This thread took me back to a song I heard at Gruene Hall, band was "Poor J Brown" Song, "Family Tree". I bought their CD and tipped them big for this song.
An unethical shot is one you take, that you know you shouldn't.
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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Interesting that of all the fond memories threads, this one has the most posts. You're welcome Guess what, almost half (10) of the responses are from you. Keep that up and it will be the most popular thread ever  The famous quote from Oscar Wilde, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” has long been bandied about, mainly as an excuse for blatant copying.
Last edited by Stub; 03/15/24 10:08 PM.
  “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” —Groucho Marx
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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This thread took me back to a song I heard at Gruene Hall, band was "Poor J Brown" Song, "Family Tree". I bought their CD and tipped them big for this song. S&W, if you were in the Navy, your posts would have started out “now this is a no-shi**er”. LOL!
If you`re running down my country, man,
You`re walking on the fighting side of me. (Merle)
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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03/15/24 10:16 PM
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My niece got kicked out of highschool for having a flask of Jim Beam. My cousin kissed the highschool quarterback, now he's off the team. My sister's got 6 children, but she's only 23.....It's always shady around my family tree. Dang, sounds like you're related to Rodney Dangerfield 
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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03/15/24 10:25 PM
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My niece got kicked out of highschool for having a flask of Jim Beam. My cousin kissed the highschool quarterback, now he's off the team. My sister's got 6 children, but she's only 23.....It's always shady around my family tree. Dang, sounds like you're related to Rodney Dangerfield Lyrics for family tree
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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My family tree, it's a tragedy. That's the way that it's always been. The good lord lets you pick your friends but your stuck with your kin..........
Everyone's family tree is a tragedy. I could tell you stories but I won't🤣
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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03/15/24 10:37 PM
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My niece got kicked out of highschool for having a flask of Jim Beam. My cousin kissed the highschool quarterback, now he's off the team. My sister's got 6 children, but she's only 23.....It's always shady around my family tree. Dang, sounds like you're related to Rodney Dangerfield Lyrics for family tree I need to get out more!
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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When it comes to family trees a smart man once told me that 3rd generation wants to know things the 2nd generation wants to forget.
Shoot. Eat. Repeat.
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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When it comes to family trees a smart man once told me that 3rd generation wants to know things the 2nd generation wants to forget.
Curtis I respect your opinion.
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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03/15/24 11:58 PM
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Anybody got one?  Oh no not that uncle? Are we related? Maybe. I have posted a story about my great grandfather, great uncle and great great grandmother though.... I have lots of stories. None that I wish to share with a bunch of strangers.  I kinda' get what you're saying, just surprised that someone that has posted over 29,000 times feels that way. Find one of those posts where I talk about my grandmother or grandfather with a personal story. I'll wait...  See your post above. So what you're saying is, you've shared comments over 29,000 times, including stories about your great grandfather, great uncle and great great grand mother, but you find something wrong with someone posting about their grandmother in an off topic thread? Did it occur to you that the poster posted about his grandmother because his mother was mostly missing from his life and his grandmother filled a void? Sometimes it's best not be a Richard. My family tree, it's a tragedy. That's the way that it's always been. The good lord lets you pick your friends but your stuck with your kin..........
[quote=TXHOGSLAYER]Interesting that of all the fond memories threads, this one has the most posts. You're welcome Guess what, almost half (10) of the responses are from you. Keep that up and it will be the most popular thread ever Let’s keep it rolling. FYI, I was sober when I started this thread. Now I am celebrating St. Patrick’s day. You’ve been warned.
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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Interesting that of all the fond memories threads, this one has the most posts. You're welcome Guess what, almost half (10) of the responses are from you. Keep that up and it will be the most popular thread ever The famous quote from Oscar Wilde, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” has long been bandied about, mainly as an excuse for blatant copying. (TXHOGSLAYER) Let’s keep it rolling. FYI, I was sober when I started this thread. Now I am celebrating St. Patrick’s day. You’ve been warned. Yeah Buddy keep that ego going  Enjoy ST Patty's day and just out of curiosity, what should I be warned about? Your hygiene or mental acuity declination or propensity to emulate others 
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“I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” —Groucho Marx
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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ok, ya got me. Lord, I apologize for that there, and... be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea, amen. Funny how Bryan got bent when It was really the long list of every relative threads that I found amusing. It’s ok, you’re not hurting my feelings. Flame on my friend. Better to know who you really are  But I will give you this much credit- my name is not my handle anymore. Flame on!! Wow, I broke you so bad that you changed your screen name. Good luck in life. I will pray for yiou.
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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Interesting that of all the fond memories threads, this one has the most posts. You're welcome Guess what, almost half (10) of the responses are from you. Keep that up and it will be the most popular thread ever The famous quote from Oscar Wilde, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” has long been bandied about, mainly as an excuse for blatant copying. (TXHOGSLAYER) Let’s keep it rolling. FYI, I was sober when I started this thread. Now I am celebrating St. Patrick’s day. You’ve been warned. Yeah Buddy keep that ego going Enjoy ST Patty's day and just out of curiosity, what should I be warned about? Your hygiene or mental acuity declination or propensity to emulate others Stub, that hurts. I actually enjoyed your posts and commentary.
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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29000 posts. Tell me what you know about me and my family. Guaranteed you are wrong and full of S$’t
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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29000 posts. Tell me what you know about me and my family. Guaranteed you are wrong and full of S$’t Maybe bad thinking here, but didn’t you move away from your family?
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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ok, ya got me. Lord, I apologize for that there, and... be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea, amen. Funny how Bryan got bent when It was really the long list of every relative threads that I found amusing. It’s ok, you’re not hurting my feelings. Flame on my friend. Better to know who you really are But I will give you this much credit- my name is not my handle anymore. Flame on!! Wow, I broke you so bad that you changed your screen name. Good luck in life. I will pray for yiou. I changed it for others, not for me. But I for sure will not go delete that post. You got the g rated short version, if you ever had anybody in your life like my grandma, you’d tell stories about her too. I will take all the prayer I can get. Something tells me that you won’t. Have a good weekend
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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No one wanted to start a Fond Memories of Brother-in-laws. I think I know why. LOL.
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29000 posts. Tell me what you know about me and my family. Guaranteed you are wrong and full of S$’t 95% of that group you know about can't stand you. They just deal with ya.
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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29000 posts. Tell me what you know about me and my family. Guaranteed you are wrong and full of S$’t 95% of that group you know about can't stand you. They just deal with ya. I’m curious how you really feel
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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29000 posts. Tell me what you know about me and my family. Guaranteed you are wrong and full of S$’t 95% of that group you know about can't stand you. They just deal with ya. Hi, my name is Josh. My daddy provides all of my income. Without him I would be just another Bud Light loving tweaker….
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Re: Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.
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