Fond Great Uncle twice removed on mothers side stories.

Anybody got one?

Haters gonna hate. If you had a grandma like mine you’d tell stories about her, too🙏. She was my hero and she still is ❤️

I have lots of stories. None that I wish to share with a bunch of strangers.

My great gandfather arrested John Dillinger.

That's cool.

I kinda' get what you're saying, just surprised that someone that has posted over 29,000 times feels that way.

@TXHOGSLAYER

i see your true colors, friend

My Uncle Tom gave me a vintage 30:30. He’s now in a home.

Poor guy stayed single until he was 80. Married some ole widow who gambled away his money and left him.

I highly doubt it.

Find one of those posts where I talk about my grandmother or grandfather with a personal story. I'll wait...

Oh no not that uncle? Are we related?

Maybe.

I have posted a story about my great grandfather, great uncle and great great grandmother though....

I feel sorry for you

My great uncle twice removed on my mother's side would be Judge Roy Bean. So yeah, there might be a story or two floating around.

That is cool!!

See your post above.

So what you're saying is, you've shared comments over 29,000 times, including stories about your great grandfather, great uncle and great great grand mother, but you find something wrong with someone posting about their grandmother in an off topic thread?

Did it occur to you that the poster posted about his grandmother because his mother was mostly missing from his life and his grandmother filled a void? Sometimes it's best not be a Richard.

ok, ya got me.

Lord, I apologize for that there, and... be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea, amen.

Funny how Bryan got bent when It was really the long list of every relative threads that I found amusing.

You're funny. But, so are clowns.

You were so ugly, that your momma fed you with a sling shot

Your twice baked potato head Uncle, was removed from your momma side because he was your Arkansas daddy

My great grandpa shot and killed my great uncle (not twice removed) on property that I still own.
The Madison county sheriff rode out to investigate and it was deemed justifiable because said great uncle (not twice removed) had cut the fence between their properties and let g-grandpas bull service his cows.

It’s ok, you’re not hurting my feelings. Flame on my friend. Better to know who you really are But I will give you this much credit- my name is not my handle anymore. Flame on!!

You are correct sir!

Interesting that of all the fond memories threads, this one has the most posts. You're welcome

Yep you should pat yourself on the back for that

Not my family but nearby - brother had girlfriend and got tired of her. Other brother took over. She quickly admitted to being pregnant and he said, no problem we’ll get hitched. She advised him that the sire was the 1st brother. They got hitched. Made for some very interesting family get togethers. Can you imagine the intro? This is my uncle daddy.

My Mother shot a man in Birmingham for giving her a sideways glance. My Grandpa died with his boots on, but he wasn't wearing any pants. My Daddy's down in Huntsville working on his GED. It's always shady around my family tree.

My uncle married a stripper, he's managing her career. My nephew stole a big rig that was loaded with Lone Star Beer. My brother got caught with weed, and he blamed that shi- on me. It's always shady around my family tree.

My family tree, it's a tragedy. That's the way that it's always been. The good lord lets you pick your friends but your stuck with your kin..........

My niece got kicked out of highschool for having a flask of Jim Beam. My cousin kissed the highschool quarterback, now he's off the team. My sister's got 6 children, but she's only 23.....It's always shady around my family tree.

This thread took me back to a song I heard at Gruene Hall, band was "Poor J Brown" Song, "Family Tree". I bought their CD and tipped them big for this song.

Guess what, almost half (10) of the responses are from you. Keep that up and it will be the most popular thread ever



The famous quote from Oscar Wilde, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” has long been bandied about, mainly as an excuse for blatant copying.

S&W, if you were in the Navy, your posts would have started out “now this is a no-shi**er”. LOL!

Dang, sounds like you're related to Rodney Dangerfield

Lyrics for family tree

Everyone's family tree is a tragedy. I could tell you stories but I won't🤣

I need to get out more!

When it comes to family trees a smart man once told me that 3rd generation wants to know things the 2nd generation wants to forget.

Curtis I respect your opinion.

Guess what, almost half (10) of the responses are from you. Keep that up and it will be the most popular thread ever

Let’s keep it rolling. FYI, I was sober when I started this thread. Now I am celebrating St. Patrick’s day. You’ve been warned.

(TXHOGSLAYER) Let’s keep it rolling. FYI, I was sober when I started this thread. Now I am celebrating St. Patrick’s day. You’ve been warned.

Yeah Buddy keep that ego going Enjoy ST Patty's day and just out of curiosity, what should I be warned about? Your hygiene or mental acuity declination or propensity to emulate others

Wow, I broke you so bad that you changed your screen name. Good luck in life. I will pray for yiou.

Stub, that hurts. I actually enjoyed your posts and commentary.

29000 posts. Tell me what you know about me and my family. Guaranteed you are wrong and full of S$’t

Maybe bad thinking here, but didn’t you move away from your family?

I changed it for others, not for me. But I for sure will not go delete that post. You got the g rated short version, if you ever had anybody in your life like my grandma, you’d tell stories about her too.

I will take all the prayer I can get. Something tells me that you won’t. Have a good weekend

No one wanted to start a Fond Memories of Brother-in-laws. I think I know why. LOL.

95% of that group you know about can't stand you. They just deal with ya.

I’m curious how you really feel

Hi, my name is Josh. My daddy provides all of my income. Without him I would be just another Bud Light loving tweaker….

Did your daddy ever live in Fulshear?

No

Family lore has it that one of the greats was a sheriff in a small central Texas town. He was shot and severely wounded in a shoot-out with an outlaw and the town doctor advised that they not to move him...a lesson learned from the Civil War. He lay in the street for 3 days before he was moved to the doctor's office.

Great thread…way better than the 27 other “fond memories” threads.

Must have hit a nerve you knew existed but didnt want to talk about... I will put those words back in your mouth if I ever see you again I promise

That appears to be rather humorous.

Just got back from Banff. Little girl I will break you like a pencil on my knee. Stop being white girl wasted and face facts. Has daddy been taking good care of you?

Considering 100% of what you said was made up in your head and just spewed out for all I guess we will see where this goes from here.

More like real twice removed in-law [censored]

"White Girl Wasted", I like that.

And I was doubting myself.

This is all a joke, right?

Where did the Hatfields & McCoys go

Maybe someone sobered up......