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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: Cool Mo D]
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08/21/13 06:50 AM
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Wilderness Rob
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im busier than a two peckered billy goat in a field full of pretty sheep.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: pnh]
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09/10/13 01:28 AM
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Grendel 6.5
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"Well, I'll be dipped in chit..."
"He's as worthless as teats on a boar hog..."
"It's rainin' like a cow peeing on a flat rock..."
"Horny as a three-peckered billy goat..."
"Grab a root and growl..."
I go to Bone Daddy's for the burgers....yeah, that's why.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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09/10/13 02:30 PM
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Loden
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sweating like a whore in church
full as a tick
hungry as a hostage
hung like a well rope
sexier than socks on a chicken
F&*%^ed up as a soccer bat
finer than frog hair
harder than woodpecker lips
ain't hit a lick at a snake all day
more than one way to skin a cat
happy as a puppy with two peckers
grinning like a possum eating &$*#
knock the taste out of your mouth
colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra
if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his arse when he jumped
tore up from the floor up
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"Perfect practice makes perfect"
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: Loden]
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09/12/13 01:57 AM
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Birdog62
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She's so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road. She's so ugly she could scare the hood ornament off a Mack truck. It's so dry the cows are giving powdered milk. It's so dry the catfish have fleas. I'd say she was hit with an ugly stick, but I think she got hit with the whole tree.
"Many of the problems we face today came about because the people who WORK for a living are outnumbered by the people who VOTE for a living."
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: Birdog62]
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09/15/13 08:39 PM
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greenen
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Just because a cat is born in the oven that don't make it a biscuit.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: pnh]
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09/20/13 12:43 PM
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ryorgensen
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She's so ugly ,she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink!
Or so ugly shed make a freight train take a dirt road!
Or Man it's colder than a witches [censored]!
Or colder than a well diggers behind!
Robert
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: ryorgensen]
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10/23/13 10:38 PM
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bone saw
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Dumber than a coal bucket.
Happy as a tick on a fat dog.
I'll be all over you like wrinkles on a cheap suit.
I'll be all over you like stink on a wet dog.
It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the windy side of an iceberg.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: greenen]
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10/29/13 08:10 AM
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ryorgensen
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Just because a cat is born in the oven that don't make it a biscuit. Huh?
Robert
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: ryorgensen]
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10/29/13 08:36 PM
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txduckhunter
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I'll come at you like a spider monkey
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: ryorgensen]
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10/30/13 12:30 AM
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Henry Hefner
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Just because a cat is born in the oven that don't make it a biscuit. Huh? Just because you wear a cowboy hat, that don't make you a cowboy. If you teach a parrot to bark, that don't make it a dog. If you teach a liberal to salute the flag, that don't make him a patriot. If you find a kitten in your oven, that don't make it a biscuit.
What part of "uphold the constitution" don't they understand?
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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11/26/14 07:46 PM
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reeltexan
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I'll spin you like the button on the outhouse door. Drop you like a bad habit. Give you a turdball for a hickory nut and put you on the wrong road home.
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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11/27/14 04:57 AM
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RedHoss
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Funny as a screen door on a submarine. Dumb as a sack of hammers. Sharp as a bowling ball.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: RedHoss]
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12/02/14 01:43 AM
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pdog2062
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I'll slap a fart out of you that will whistle like a freight train.
Y,all hang on I'm gonna drive closer
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/02/14 10:55 AM
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Dave Davidson
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Got a hitch in my gitalong
Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/02/14 11:05 PM
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Gangly
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He's about as useless as t!tt!es on a boar hog.
I could shoot the hair off a gnat's a$$ at a hundred yards boy!
She fell from the top of an Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down before bouncing her noggin' off the root bundle.
Aaron
Do it right, do it once.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/03/14 02:31 AM
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Nogalus Prairie
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If beauty's only skin deep, somebody needs to skin that gal....
I learned long ago you can't reason someone out of something they don't reason themselves into.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/03/14 05:01 AM
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RedHoss
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She's so ugly that you would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/03/14 06:31 AM
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When someone asks an obvious affirmative question you say.... Is a Hog's ars Ham?
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/03/14 03:22 PM
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Dave Davidson
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Does a cat have a climbing gear?
Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/16/14 01:15 AM
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wfhunter
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And If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle
Cold than a mother- in - law's kiss
Harder than a preachers d@&#
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/16/14 09:05 PM
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I read the whole thread and I didn't see these; I'll open up a can of stompazz and pour it all over you. And when I would say to my Dad, what fur, he would say, cat fur to make kitchen britches.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/18/14 04:37 PM
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reeltexan
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When I'd say "hey!" he would say "you better save that hay you might marry a jackass someday."
funny guy.
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/18/14 05:45 PM
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landsurveyor
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the sun don't shine on the same dogs arc everyday kids are a lot like farts, kinda annoying when they're not yours if I knew then what I know now I'd run like heck
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/18/14 06:03 PM
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reeltexan
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I don't know whether to s--- or go blind so I'll just close one eye and fart.
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/19/14 08:35 PM
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Didn't read them all but my Dad has always said: "this is funner than stomping baby chicks"
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