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 Re: Some old country sayings.......
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07/29/13 04:35 PM
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So hungry my belly button is rubbing my backbone.....
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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"I like kickin butt and chewing bubble gum and Im all out of bubble gum!"
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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07/30/13 01:45 AM
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I have not laughed this hard in a while. If Larry the Cable Guy was smart he would have all the material he would ever need right here!
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: pnh]
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07/30/13 02:13 AM
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It's as cold as a well digger's butt in Alaska!
He'd loose his head if it wasn't duck taped on!
He don't know his butt from a hole in the ground!
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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07/30/13 01:43 PM
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I have not laughed this hard in a while. If Larry the Cable Guy was smart he would have all the material he would ever need right here! been a heckuva thread, ain't it? shickles me titless.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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07/30/13 04:07 PM
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Harder than a preachers "richard"
She looks like she could suck start a Harley
You can shear a sheep many times but skin it only once.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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07/31/13 03:00 AM
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He's so tight he'd fart on a rock just to save the grease.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
[Re: pnh]
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08/02/13 04:25 PM
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this made me laugh all day!!!! how about "he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn" don't think I saw that one on here.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. 
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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08/03/13 12:00 AM
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Be calm brother, I see you and thank you. Your spirit and body nourish mine. Be calm brother; I see you and thank you.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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08/03/13 01:40 AM
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Quick Shoot Again
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Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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08/06/13 01:24 AM
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Moving slower than a herd of turtles
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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08/06/13 02:57 AM
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My late father speaking about Lyndon Johnson, "he doesn't know his a**hole from his appetite."
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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08/06/13 04:54 PM
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My dad would always say this after a bug hit the windshield
"The last thing that bug saw was his azz hole"
Or when it was really hot
“It’s hotter than a fresh f#cked fox in a forest fire”
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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My dad would always say this after a bug hit the windshield
"The last thing that bug saw was his azz hole" My brother in law says: "That took guts"
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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Mom would point to two bugs on the windshield and ask if we knew what one said to the other.... "I bet you don't have the guts to do that again"
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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My dad used to ask, "You know what was the last thing that went through that bug's mind? His azz"
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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08/12/13 02:35 AM
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Boy, you do that again I'm gonna kick your but so high between your shoulder blades you will have to part your hair to fart!
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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My dad's driving advice (which I passed along to my own sons):
"Always expect the other guy to do something stupid"
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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08/14/13 01:15 PM
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"That one's D.R.T." dead right there.
"He died of too many birthdays."
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08/15/13 02:05 AM
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"Just living the dash"
"Our drinking team has a cooking problem"
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08/15/13 11:09 PM
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When my dad would ask me a question and I would say, "I think so", he would say, "Boy, your going to be just like that little boy that thought he had to fart. He ended up in a mess. That's what thinking will do for you".
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Re: Some old country sayings.......
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08/16/13 10:02 PM
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To a tall person. Only one I know that can goose hunt with a garden rake.
Smells like a shoebox full of old folks azzholes.
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