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Put your brain in gear first... #3968794 01/19/13 01:13 AM
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OP Hunt n Fish THF Celebrity H Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,530 Azle,Tx /Hunt ?	One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Cathy" he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow!" No wrath like a woman scorned........ HnF "Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"

Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: Hunt n Fish] #3968997 01/19/13 02:26 AM
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Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: chital_shikari] #3969038 01/19/13 02:37 AM
Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,547 Joshua riverdog Pro Tracker
riverdog Pro Tracker Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,547 Joshua	Originally Posted By: chital_shikari uhmmm, never really p*&^ your wife off...you will regret it.... Work hard, play hard, love without reserve....you can rest in heaven when the journey is over.

Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: riverdog] #3969430 01/19/13 05:17 AM
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bull frog Pro Tracker B Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,612 Coppell TX	lol

Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: bull frog] #3969820 01/19/13 02:02 PM
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simon garcia Outdoorsman S Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 60 texas	lol s-garci355

Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: simon garcia] #3970809 01/19/13 09:46 PM
Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,350 Springtown ,Tx USA E erniejs THF Trophy Hunter
erniejs THF Trophy Hunter E Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,350 Springtown ,Tx USA	We get old too fast and wise too slow

Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: erniejs] #3972104 01/20/13 11:50 AM
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Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: riverdog] #3979430 01/22/13 02:03 PM
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red bluff Tracker R Joined: Jul 2012 Posts: 606 Texas, Erath	Originally Posted By: riverdog Originally Posted By: chital_shikari uhmmm, never really p*&^ your wife off...you will regret it.... I think I can remember that one. very funny

Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: red bluff] #3995992 01/27/13 12:01 AM
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pegasaurus THF Celebrity P Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 21,617 South Denton County	Nice!! Funny thing about getting older: Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people's BS gets much better.

Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: pegasaurus] #3996635 01/27/13 03:20 AM
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Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: GettinCreedy] #4005077 01/29/13 07:22 PM
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HuntingTexas THF Celebrity Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 18,777 Hunt Co.	" In God We Trust "

Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: Hunt n Fish] #4005087 01/29/13 07:24 PM
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Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: duckhunter76] #4006926 01/30/13 03:40 AM
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Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: SatNiteSpec] #4007753 01/30/13 02:36 PM
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Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: altabonita] #4024539 02/05/13 04:51 AM
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TexasPrincess Woodsman T Joined: Nov 2012 Posts: 176 Ruidoso	I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand. -- Susan B. Anthony

Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: TexasPrincess] #4024580 02/05/13 05:03 AM
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Re: Put your brain in gear first... [Re: fisher6688] #4026237 02/05/13 08:51 PM
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caldwelldeerhunter THF Trophy Hunter C Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,339 N. Fort Worth	not right If I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger?

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