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Put your brain in gear first...
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01/19/13 01:13 AM
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Hunt n Fish
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Cathy" he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow!"
No wrath like a woman scorned........
HnF
"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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01/19/13 02:26 AM
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chital_shikari
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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01/19/13 02:37 AM
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riverdog
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uhmmm, never really p*&^ your wife off...you will regret it....
Work hard, play hard, love without reserve....you can rest in heaven when the journey is over.
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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01/19/13 05:17 AM
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bull frog
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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01/19/13 02:02 PM
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simon garcia
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01/19/13 09:46 PM
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erniejs
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We get old too fast and wise too slow
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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01/20/13 11:50 AM
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fadetoblack64
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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01/22/13 02:03 PM
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red bluff
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uhmmm, never really p*&^ your wife off...you will regret it.... I think I can remember that one. very funny
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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01/27/13 12:01 AM
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pegasaurus
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Funny thing about getting older: Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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01/29/13 07:22 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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01/30/13 03:40 AM
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SatNiteSpec
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01/30/13 02:36 PM
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altabonita
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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02/05/13 04:51 AM
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TexasPrincess
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I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand. -- Susan B. Anthony
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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02/05/13 05:03 AM
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fisher6688
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Re: Put your brain in gear first...
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02/05/13 08:51 PM
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caldwelldeerhunter
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If I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger?
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