Posted By: Hunt n Fish
Put your brain in gear first... - 01/19/13 01:13 AM
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Cathy" he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow!"
No wrath like a woman scorned........
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Cathy" he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow!"
No wrath like a woman scorned........
