Spray yourself down with this little bottle of miracle juice and nothing can smell you

Was that a "coming out of the closet" moment?

You shouldn't head shot does

You should head shoot does.

.223 isn't a good round for anything.

...if that gun goes off your "life partner" on the left is a gonner.

I have thought a lot about why gun-store idiots are so dumb. I don't think they are dumb.

I am a military armorer, been reading the gun mags since I was 5, and no one person can know everything.

Cabelas in Maine used to piss me off something fierce.

They had a newer (probably 1990's) English bolt rifle in 375. It was a nice gun, but it had about 4 things I didn't like about it. No drop magazine, safety was not M70 style or tang, and it had Talley mounts on it, instead of some thing classy and fitting it's $20,000 price tag. The Talley's weren't so horrible, bu they didn't fit the color scheme of the bluing and case hardening on the action. So they looked like aftermarket non fitting wrong color parts.

I was joking with another rifle nut about the gun and we were making fun of it. One of the Cabelas gun room staff was pissed that we couldn't see the beauty in it, and the guy was pissed. Told us we didn't know anything.

At the end of the day a guy can't know everything. There are too many different firearms, and I;ll be the first to admit I don't know much about pistols or shotguns.

Back to that post again, it's a Sunday and I am cooking family lunch.

The biggest problem with them, is they get asked questions daily about firearms that are severely technical. Instead of losing face they guess, and if they don't know they lie about it.

I don't knock them for not knowing everything that is impossible, I knock them because they rarely have enough knowledge to answer correctly when it really matters.

Some of the dumbest things I have seen them do are argue with customers over a customer's wanting of a certain caliber.

Especially when the rifle is sitting on the shelf, ready to sell and they talk the customer out of that caliber.

I would recommend this post as a starting place. Question about idiotic internet advice and before page one is full the subject has jumped to advice given in retail stores.

"Shoot him as a cull"

GWs have the most power of any police officer.
Nearly as much as a texas ranger!

This was the biggest bs of the year.

The guys at work were spreading this around and some were dumb enough to buy it. Haha! Knuckle heads.

A few years ago, the "lease boss" told us not to pee in the field because deer would avoid that area for over 5 years afterward. He was a really likeable, educated, successful guy, just a little misinformed on deer hunting.

Several to many to mention

Worst one ever!!!!!!!! After my first buck kill, my uncle told me I had to wipe the musk glands dry with my bare hands, rub that on my clothes, and then I could be in "their hunting club"!

I think I hold the trophy for most gullable! Even though I was only 9 yrs old

forums= not allways good advice

LOL! That's pretty much the mental picture I have of all the "I never miss/I never lose one" internet Annie Oalkeys and Fred Bears.

I once ate a couple of raw goose hearts to become a member of a "hunting club." That was well over 20 years ago and I'm still hunting regularly with those yahoos. For me, a couple of goose hearts has paid off with lifelong hunting buddies.

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Haha Misfire! We will do some crazy stuff won't ?!?! It's all in good fun and sure has resulted in long and wonderful friendships

This is not related to guns but fishing. I once had a guy try to tell me that the reason trout jump in a lake was to release their eggs since there was no running water to help push them out. I nearly died right there and then from laughing. Obviously the guy didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

I was once told that water moccasins can't bite underwater.

Had a guy try and tell me one time that once you have your scope zeroed in, it doesn't matter what angle you cant it at, even if you lay it on its side, and shoot, you will always be dead on.