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Boot Rack Algorithm
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02/26/24 02:16 AM
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Joined: May 2009
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dkershen
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Rev Dave
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Rev Dave
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Rev Dave’s Law of Female Boot Acquisition. A woman’s ability to fill a boot rack is equal to 1.5 times said boot racks maximum capacity. The 3 pair on the concrete apron are mine since they don’t rate rack space in her opinion.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.www.NewHopeEquine.com - Health and Healing through Horses.
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Re: Boot Rack Algorithm
[Re: dkershen]
#9011320
02/26/24 02:18 AM
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Joined: Dec 2009
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Big Fitz
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Re: Boot Rack Algorithm
[Re: dkershen]
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02/26/24 02:26 AM
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Joined: Mar 2019
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TCM3
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Boot Rack Algorithm
[Re: dkershen]
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02/26/24 02:28 AM
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kry226
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Yup. My sister-in-law has an entire emergency fund in shoes. It's genetic.
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Re: Boot Rack Algorithm
[Re: dkershen]
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02/26/24 02:42 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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Ask her how many feet she has……I dare you! And don’t you dare tell her I said to ask Also noticed the crap falling off hers fall’s into yours….🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Boot Rack Algorithm
[Re: SnakeWrangler]
#9011334
02/26/24 02:49 AM
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dkershen
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Rev Dave
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Ask her how many feet she has……I dare you! And don’t you dare tell her I said to ask I don’t say squat about it. Shortly after we got married I made an agreement with her to not count guns in the safe if I don’t count shoes in the rack. Life’s so much better that way.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.www.NewHopeEquine.com - Health and Healing through Horses.
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Re: Boot Rack Algorithm
[Re: dkershen]
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02/26/24 03:43 AM
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Bird Dog
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Bird Dog
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Those do appear to be practical and perhaps working footwear. Know a gal that has shelves of nothing but fancy boots. The soul of Imelda Marcos runs deep with so many women and their gear. I bet yours has a twice time collection of shoes.
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Re: Boot Rack Algorithm
[Re: dkershen]
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02/26/24 05:47 AM
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Joined: Feb 2015
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flintknapper
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Meh.....typical Female 'Trophy Room'. Usually located in a closet (not the garage) but can be located anywhere.
My wife has untold numbers of Shoes and Purses in her 'Trophy Room' (master bedroom closet). Some have not seen the light of day in years.
Women 'hunt' too. Just occurs at the 'Mall' for the most part.
Spartans ask not...how many, but where!
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Re: Boot Rack Algorithm
[Re: dkershen]
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02/26/24 12:20 PM
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Biscuit
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Re: Boot Rack Algorithm
[Re: dkershen]
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02/26/24 01:07 PM
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Lazyjack
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Amazon sells shoes. Ask me how I know.
If the 2nd amendment was written just to include guns for hunting, why is there not an amendment to protect fishing poles?
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Re: Boot Rack Algorithm
[Re: dkershen]
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02/26/24 01:54 PM
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603Country
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I think I’ve told this story, but will do so again. Back when I was working, I got on the elevator with two young women (20ish) who were discussing shoes. I turned and asked one of them how many pairs of shoes she had. She said “about 50”. The other one said she had “about 50 also”. Hmmmm…interesting. So when I got off the elevator, I asked the receptionist how many shoes, and she said “about 50”. From that and other gals I asked, about 50 pair of shoes seems common.
But when I got into our department area, there was a tough country gal from Alabama that worked for me. When asked about shoes, she said “six, if you count my boots”.
Not my monkeys, not my circus...
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