8 roofing nails. 2 for each tire. They will cause flaws bur at different times. Then pray for rain.

Had to fire a guy once over something similar. This young, good looking engineer parked too close to one of our not so patient field techs in the parking lot. She didn't mean to park so close that he couldn't get his big butt in his truck, but she did. I got the call on the radio & hauled butt to the parking lot, to find this knuckle dragger breathing heavy/hollering/cussing. He tried to open his door, couldn't, and lost his freakin' mind slamming his door into her car as hard as he could with both hands. Then pushing/rocking her car trying to move it over. Got him somewhat calmed down and sounded like he had had a really bad day and just wanted to go home. I said well bud, your day is about to get worse because this incident just costed you your job.......mercy.

I'll keep my comments and actions to myself. Being stupid is gonna hurt.

I have been known to leave a note on a car that says…

Daddy always said "If you can't drive it, park it"
But daddy assumed everyone knew how to park.

Fortunately, my Sonata can be reversed by remote for just such situations. In fact, when it was snowing/icy a couple of weeks ago, I was standing in my kitchen and used the remote to back my car up so it's shadow would be moved and the sunlight could shine on the ice and melt it so I didn't slip and fall.

How to say I’m boujee without saying I’m boujee…did your pinky stick out when you typed that

bougee... where do yall get these words?

IYKYK...

I've always spelled it bougie. Bougee is the more "urban" use of the word.

Gay bars on Cedar Springs according to Fitz

Not boujee, but grateful. More cars need this feature! I didn't know I needed it until I had it! Kinda like being able to start the car, unlock it, lock it, with just an app. You can't lock the car if a keyfob is in the car...unless you use the app to lock it. So, you can lock the key in the car from the app, go to a ballgame, or whatever, and unlock it from the app. Didn't know I needed that until I had it either, but it's awesome!

Just like a pedestrian avoidance feature. Didn't know I needed that, but now that I have it, I don't want another vehicle without it. People just walk out from behind a car without looking, earbuds in, and looking at their phone. Something else all cars should have.

Something else all cars should have...

^^^
This and only because of cell phones & cameras followed by the possible repercussions from a screwed up judicial system.

So many things going through my head that I would love to do. However, I've learned over the years if it's something that you think would really make you feel good to do, it's most likely illegal.

That would push anybodys buttons but don't waste too much time thinking of revenge cause they will still be stupid and you would have wasted your time thinking of ways! Trust me I know, been there/done it. Now if you were on site and they came out and you pointed out error in their ways may have more impact.

In all honesty, say an expletive out loud, chuckle about it, get in through passenger door and back up very carefully. About all I can legally do and life is wayyyy too short to let dumb stuff like that ruin my day....

If you feel compelled to do anything beyond leaving a note on the windshield, this is really the only option. Parking garages, like stairwells, have security cameras.

I might open the gas cap and leave it hanging with the gas cap door open, but not do anything to the car. Leave them wondering and have the last laugh.

Fall of 1979. I was18, legal drinking age at the time. Buddy and I decided to go to our favorite Restaurant/Bar (Judge Roy Beans at Greenville Ave and Park Ln)
Buddy drove a K5 Blazer that we installed a 4" lift kit on. Only one open spot in the lot but car to the left was on the far-right line and the car to the right was on the far-left line.
Buddy didn't want to try it so I said, 'let me'. I crept the truck into the middle of the spot with only a couple inches on either side. Then I lowered the rear window, crawled out through it and closed the rear window.
We wrote down the license plates of both cars in case either one did anything to the truck.
Still would have liked to see the faces when they walked out to see that. t

Channeling Walker Hayes.

What an idiot. Stupid angry people do stupid things. If not for this, you would have fired him eventually over something else.

Is saying you own a Hyundai very boujee?

two rules to live by -


1. Don't sweat the small stuff

2. Everything is small stuff

Don't let someone you will never know or see again ruin your day

No doubt.

What would I do?

First, I'd carefully back out and go on my way.

Second, dependent upon whether this car/driver is a one-time occurrence, or if he is your usual parking neighbor.
If it's your usual, daily neighbor, I'd snap a picture and bring it up.

...------