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How I lost my teeth.....
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04/26/14 07:20 PM
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macec3(TX)
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How I lost my teeth
Was in a Ft. Worth, TX tavern last night, sitting at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing."
My dental surgery is on Monday.
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04/26/14 10:26 PM
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Re: How I lost my teeth.....
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04/27/14 03:29 AM
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Re: How I lost my teeth.....
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04/27/14 05:20 AM
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Re: How I lost my teeth.....
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04/27/14 12:49 PM
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04/27/14 05:34 PM
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04/27/14 10:03 PM
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04/27/14 10:52 PM
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Re: How I lost my teeth.....
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04/28/14 07:55 PM
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Arise.Kill.Eat -Acts 10:13 I have read a bunch of stuff on the internet about Star Wars but that does not mean I can skin a deer with a light saber.
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05/16/14 05:40 PM
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05/16/14 06:04 PM
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05/19/14 03:43 PM
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05/21/14 04:36 PM
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05/22/14 11:56 AM
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05/27/14 09:16 PM
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Might shoulda just gave her a fake number
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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05/27/14 11:27 PM
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06/28/14 08:50 PM
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in fort worth I could see that getting your teeth knocked out! hahaha
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