Posted By: macec3(TX)
How I lost my teeth..... - 04/26/14 07:20 PM
How I lost my teeth
Was in a Ft. Worth, TX tavern last night, sitting at the bar waiting for a
beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on
the butt.
She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re
missing."
My dental surgery is on Monday.
Was in a Ft. Worth, TX tavern last night, sitting at the bar waiting for a
beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on
the butt.
She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re
missing."
My dental surgery is on Monday.
