A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up
on the table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about
men with big feet (being well endowed).
The cowboy grinned and said, 'Sure is, little lady.
Why don't you come on out to
the ranch and let me show you?'
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she got dressed and handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, 'Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm very flattered.
But you don't have to pay me.'
'Don't be flattered... take the money and
buy yourself some boots that fit.'