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OOPS
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03/06/13 05:36 PM
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007hunter
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "OOPS."
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Re: OOPS
[Re: 007hunter]
#4104137
03/06/13 06:06 PM
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PMK
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busted!
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: OOPS
[Re: PMK]
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03/06/13 06:24 PM
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Curt407
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Woodsman
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Run away, Run away...
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Re: OOPS
[Re: Curt407]
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03/06/13 06:42 PM
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aeb
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Time to learn how to sleep with one eye open.
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Re: OOPS
[Re: aeb]
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03/07/13 01:37 AM
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texasag93
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Re: OOPS
[Re: txshntr]
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03/07/13 04:32 AM
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RedHoss
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OOPS just don't say it all...LOL
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Re: OOPS
[Re: RedHoss]
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03/31/13 06:29 PM
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caphero
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Woodsman
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Never do suppositions with the wife.....
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Re: OOPS
[Re: caphero]
#4157944
03/31/13 08:18 PM
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cev728
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Woodsman
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Buy that Soldier a beverage !!!! 12B Sapper's led the way
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Re: OOPS
[Re: cev728]
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03/31/13 09:36 PM
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Oxxon
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Re: OOPS
[Re: Oxxon]
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04/01/13 02:58 AM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: OOPS
[Re: HuntingTexas]
#4161155
04/02/13 02:49 AM
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Grendel 6.5
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Women are tricky...don't ever engage them in conversation, just nod. They will trip you up...it's what they do!
I go to Bone Daddy's for the burgers....yeah, that's why.
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Re: OOPS
[Re: Grendel 6.5]
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04/26/13 06:35 PM
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ADP05
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Woodsman
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Drew Phillips
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