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OOPS

Posted By: 007hunter

OOPS - 03/06/13 05:36 PM

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "OOPS."
Posted By: PMK

Re: OOPS - 03/06/13 06:06 PM

bang busted!
Posted By: Curt407

Re: OOPS - 03/06/13 06:24 PM

Run away, Run away...bolt
Posted By: aeb

Re: OOPS - 03/06/13 06:42 PM

Time to learn how to sleep with one eye open.
Posted By: texasag93

Re: OOPS - 03/07/13 01:37 AM

oldie and a goodie
Posted By: bull frog

Re: OOPS - 03/07/13 03:35 AM

Posted By: OutDoorGirlie

Re: OOPS - 03/07/13 03:57 AM

Giggles! Men aim
Posted By: txshntr

Re: OOPS - 03/07/13 03:58 AM

clap
Posted By: RedHoss

Re: OOPS - 03/07/13 04:32 AM

OOPS just don't say it all...LOL
Posted By: caphero

Re: OOPS - 03/31/13 06:29 PM

Never do suppositions with the wife.....
Posted By: cev728

Re: OOPS - 03/31/13 08:18 PM

Now that's funny
Posted By: Oxxon

Re: OOPS - 03/31/13 09:36 PM

clap
Posted By: HuntingTexas

Re: OOPS - 04/01/13 02:58 AM

rofl
Posted By: Grendel 6.5

Re: OOPS - 04/02/13 02:49 AM

Women are tricky...don't ever engage them in conversation, just nod. They will trip you up...it's what they do!
Posted By: ADP05

Re: OOPS - 04/26/13 06:35 PM

lol
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