10. Thank God For The Brady Bill!

9. Yeah -- Labradors Are Cute, But You Just Can't Beat A Yorkie!

8. Well, The First Time I Voted For Obama...

7. You Know, I Never Cared For Football...

6. Hey Guys --I Found A New Way To Keep My Waders Warm!

5. Anybody Wanna Hear Some Music?

4. I'm Just Gonna Shoot The Mud Out Of The End Of My Gun...

3. I'm So Glad George Michael Is Making A Comeback!

2. You Know, Second Hand Smoke Kills Almost As Many Blah Blah Blah...

And the Number One Thing You Should Never Say In A Duck Blind...

The Keys Have Gotta Be Somewhere Between Here And The Truck.

Oh so true

What kinda duck is that? I don't know!

Did you grab the bag with the shells in it? No I thought you did

SPLASH!!!!!! "oh #%#%%#! Where'd my gun go"

When we're standing in the dead timber about 100 yds from shore 5 minutes to lst and my buddy sais..... " I gotta take a dump"

Oops I don't think that was a duck

Didn't you park the boat right there?

When we left the house, Wherent out guns in the boat?

Dude are you gonna puke?

Nice woodduck huh..

Yea but you'll know it's early teal right?

This happened to my girlfriend yesterday...

Can you hand me my 20 gauge shells?
There's only 12 gauge in the bag...

What just slithered between my feet?

I listen to one guy asking me if it is a pintail or pinteal

Well, after the second time I voted for Obama......

Them waders make your butt look nice.

Hey, I think I am going to give up hunting, its just to violent.

Who do you think ****** ******** will pick on the bachelor?

We have to be back early, I have to do ___________ for the wife/gf

One of your decoys is floating down river

Sorry man, I shot your decoy when that mallard

And the all famous of them all............ "I shot that one! That one is mine! I dropped both those birds! That's mine! That one is mine!"

"What kinda duck is that?" a mallard! "Yeah I shot that one"

Where's the dog!?!

These are great guys. The sad part is i've actually heard most of em.

I can not stand that one, I've stopped hunting with 3 different people over that. Bad thing is, 2 of them were dam good shots, but you constantly have to hear about how good they are. Defiantly can't stand that one.

Y'all wouldn't wanna hunt with me. I've said some of those. Especially "I need to dump"

I'll hunt with you spoonie!

Guilty

I just use the dog stand next to a tree to lean on, it's quite comfortable

Just gotta hope the wind bows it away

We probably don't need Off...