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Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/15/12 08:17 PM
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Dragonuv
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10. Thank God For The Brady Bill!
9. Yeah -- Labradors Are Cute, But You Just Can't Beat A Yorkie!
8. Well, The First Time I Voted For Obama...
7. You Know, I Never Cared For Football...
6. Hey Guys --I Found A New Way To Keep My Waders Warm!
5. Anybody Wanna Hear Some Music?
4. I'm Just Gonna Shoot The Mud Out Of The End Of My Gun...
3. I'm So Glad George Michael Is Making A Comeback!
2. You Know, Second Hand Smoke Kills Almost As Many Blah Blah Blah...
And the Number One Thing You Should Never Say In A Duck Blind...
The Keys Have Gotta Be Somewhere Between Here And The Truck.
Last edited by Dragonuv; 12/15/12 08:18 PM.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/15/12 08:21 PM
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Cody Malone
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/15/12 08:29 PM
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Ridn9high
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What kinda duck is that? I don't know!
Did you grab the bag with the shells in it? No I thought you did
SPLASH!!!!!! "oh #%#%%#! Where'd my gun go"
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/15/12 08:45 PM
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Erichugh22
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When we're standing in the dead timber about 100 yds from shore 5 minutes to lst and my buddy sais..... " I gotta take a dump"
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/15/12 08:46 PM
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Erichugh22
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Oops I don't think that was a duck
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/15/12 08:47 PM
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Cody Malone
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Didn't you park the boat right there?
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/15/12 08:48 PM
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Cody Malone
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When we left the house, Wherent out guns in the boat?
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/15/12 08:50 PM
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Cody Malone
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/15/12 08:51 PM
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Cody Malone
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Nice woodduck huh..
Yea but you'll know it's early teal right?
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/15/12 11:08 PM
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txbowhunt7
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This happened to my girlfriend yesterday...
Can you hand me my 20 gauge shells? There's only 12 gauge in the bag...
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 12:15 AM
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chilled shot
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What just slithered between my feet?
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 12:24 AM
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beaversnipe
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I listen to one guy asking me if it is a pintail or pinteal
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 12:37 AM
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TF Panther
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Well, after the second time I voted for Obama......
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 12:52 AM
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David Maas
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Them waders make your butt look nice.
Hey, I think I am going to give up hunting, its just to violent.
Who do you think ****** ******** will pick on the bachelor?
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 12:58 AM
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Ridn9high
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We have to be back early, I have to do ___________ for the wife/gf
One of your decoys is floating down river
Sorry man, I shot your decoy when that mallard
And the all famous of them all............ "I shot that one! That one is mine! I dropped both those birds! That's mine! That one is mine!"
"What kinda duck is that?" a mallard! "Yeah I shot that one"
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 01:00 AM
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Fooshman
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 01:02 AM
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chilled shot
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These are great guys. The sad part is i've actually heard most of em.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 01:44 AM
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8pointdrop
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And the all famous of them all............ "I shot that one! That one is mine! I dropped both those birds! That's mine! That one is mine!"
I can not stand that one, I've stopped hunting with 3 different people over that. Bad thing is, 2 of them were dam good shots, but you constantly have to hear about how good they are. Defiantly can't stand that one.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 02:26 AM
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ishootspoonies
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Y'all wouldn't wanna hunt with me. I've said some of those. Especially "I need to dump"
I like spoonie, his humor is dryer than my duck lease.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 02:45 AM
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8pointdrop
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I'll hunt with you spoonie!
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 02:52 AM
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phat694
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 03:01 AM
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Cody Malone
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I just use the dog stand next to a tree to lean on, it's quite comfortable
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 03:01 AM
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Just gotta hope the wind bows it away
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 03:31 AM
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We probably don't need Off...
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
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12/16/12 03:34 AM
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CurlyBillTucker
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Nice woodduck huh..
Yea but you'll know it's early teal right?
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