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Single Female #3341625 07/02/12 05:48 PM
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A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."


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Re: Single Female [Re: BuckRage] #3341654 07/02/12 06:03 PM
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confused2 Just not funny


It's hell eatin em live
Re: Single Female [Re: redchevy] #3341660 07/02/12 06:06 PM
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mehh...


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Re: Single Female [Re: BuckRage] #3341725 07/02/12 06:26 PM
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I laughed
Re: Single Female [Re: East] #3341782 07/02/12 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By: East...
I laughed


X2.
Re: Single Female [Re: newulmboy] #3341825 07/02/12 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By: newulmboy
Originally Posted By: East...
I laughed


X2.


Me too
Re: Single Female [Re: jbd76266] #3342415 07/02/12 10:11 PM
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me three
Re: Single Female [Re: redchevy] #3342646 07/02/12 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted By: redchevy
confused2 Just not funny


Are you an ugly girl?
Re: Single Female [Re: texasag93] #3343581 07/03/12 03:36 AM
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lol that rough


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Re: Single Female [Re: BBD84] #3343845 07/03/12 09:00 AM
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Bet he is too! Single that is.


Last edited by Quack Whacker; 07/03/12 09:00 AM.
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He is risen!
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Re: Single Female [Re: jbd76266] #3344152 07/03/12 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By: jbd76266
Originally Posted By: newulmboy
Originally Posted By: East...
I laughed


X2.


Me too




Originally Posted By: NTX_Hunter
"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
Re: Single Female [Re: Big A] #3348211 07/04/12 09:42 PM
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Gave me a slight chuckle
Re: Single Female [Re: texasag93] #3350123 07/05/12 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By: texasag93
Originally Posted By: redchevy
confused2 Just not funny


Are you an ugly girl?


Must have taken it personal
Re: Single Female [Re: East] #3350157 07/05/12 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted By: East...
I laughed



Re: Single Female [Re: redchevy] #3351857 07/06/12 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By: redchevy
confused2 Just not funny
At all
Re: Single Female [Re: Talisman] #3365071 07/11/12 01:45 AM
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That one made me laugh out loud!




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Re: Single Female [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #3422073 07/30/12 12:00 AM
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i approve, thats all that matters


I only lie when I tell the truth.
Re: Single Female [Re: mideon2000] #3422614 07/30/12 02:05 AM
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Yes I too laughed
Re: Single Female [Re: Erny] #3425043 07/30/12 09:06 PM
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I vote {X} Funny!


Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
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Re: Single Female [Re: floresrsr] #3427075 07/31/12 12:35 PM
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Now I get it.....
Ha..lol...
Re: Single Female [Re: chital_shikari] #3427579 07/31/12 03:15 PM
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I thought it was funny


Originally Posted by bill oxner
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.


Originally Posted by bill oxner
I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
Re: Single Female [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #3435203 08/02/12 04:59 AM
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I laughed.
Re: Single Female [Re: texasag93] #3443348 08/05/12 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted By: texasag93
Originally Posted By: redchevy
confused2 Just not funny


Are you an ugly girl?

Hahaha! I laughed harder at this


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