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Single Female

Posted By: BuckRage

Single Female - 07/02/12 05:48 PM

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."

Posted By: redchevy

Re: Single Female - 07/02/12 06:03 PM

confused2 Just not funny

Posted By: BuckRage

Re: Single Female - 07/02/12 06:06 PM

mehh...

Posted By: East

Re: Single Female - 07/02/12 06:26 PM

I laughed

Posted By: newulmboy

Re: Single Female - 07/02/12 06:41 PM

Originally Posted By: East...
I laughed


X2.

Posted By: jbd76266

Re: Single Female - 07/02/12 07:01 PM

Originally Posted By: newulmboy
Originally Posted By: East...
I laughed


X2.


Me too

Posted By: redseal

Re: Single Female - 07/02/12 10:11 PM

me three

Posted By: texasag93

Re: Single Female - 07/02/12 11:23 PM

Originally Posted By: redchevy
confused2 Just not funny


Are you an ugly girl?

Posted By: BBD84

Re: Single Female - 07/03/12 03:36 AM

lol that rough

Posted By: Quack Whacker

Re: Single Female - 07/03/12 09:00 AM

Bet he is too! Single that is.

Posted By: Big A

Re: Single Female - 07/03/12 01:35 PM

Originally Posted By: jbd76266
Originally Posted By: newulmboy
Originally Posted By: East...
I laughed


X2.


Me too


Posted By: Fowlmouthtxn

Re: Single Female - 07/04/12 09:42 PM

Gave me a slight chuckle

Posted By: pigplinker

Re: Single Female - 07/05/12 06:31 PM

Originally Posted By: texasag93
Originally Posted By: redchevy
confused2 Just not funny


Are you an ugly girl?


Must have taken it personal

Posted By: bigtex46

Re: Single Female - 07/05/12 06:44 PM

Originally Posted By: East...
I laughed


Posted By: Talisman

Re: Single Female - 07/06/12 10:33 AM

Originally Posted By: redchevy
confused2 Just not funny
At all

Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER

Re: Single Female - 07/11/12 01:45 AM

That one made me laugh out loud!

Posted By: mideon2000

Re: Single Female - 07/30/12 12:00 AM

i approve, thats all that matters

Posted By: Erny

Re: Single Female - 07/30/12 02:05 AM

Yes I too laughed

Posted By: floresrsr

Re: Single Female - 07/30/12 09:06 PM

I vote {X} Funny!

Posted By: chital_shikari

Re: Single Female - 07/31/12 12:35 PM

Now I get it.....
Ha..lol...

Posted By: CCBIRDDOGMAN

Re: Single Female - 07/31/12 03:15 PM

I thought it was funny

Posted By: Sheldon

Re: Single Female - 08/02/12 04:59 AM

I laughed.

Posted By: trophyhunter12

Re: Single Female - 08/05/12 01:27 AM

Originally Posted By: texasag93
Originally Posted By: redchevy
confused2 Just not funny


Are you an ugly girl?

Hahaha! I laughed harder at this

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