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World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/11/12 02:18 PM
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Quack Whacker
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A man who had a profound speech impediment lost his job due to cutbacks. He went from business to business trying to find another job. He came upon a publishing company and went inside. He asked the only person there,"dddddddddooo yyyyyyou have any jjjjjjjjobs?"But The publisher, realizing he had little to do said,"I 'll give you a test, you sell this box of Bibles by Friday and I'll see if I can find you something more permanent." The next day, the studderer was back and said,"Iiiiii nnnnnneeeed mmmmmmore bbbbbbibbbbbllles". The publisher, surprised as he was gave him two cases of Bibles. Next day, same thing. Within two weeks he was selling four to five cases of Bibles, one book at a time. Word soon reached corporate headquarters about the new sales prodigy. The CEO came down and took the publisher and the studderer out to an expensive dinner. He told them they were both getting bonuses but the studderer was getting promoted to teach new salesmen his tactics. "What are your tactics, by the way," he asked."How do you sell so many Bibles?" "Wwwwwwelllllll, Iii jjjjjjust rrrrrrinnng the ddddoorbbbbbelll and wwwwwwhennn they answer, Iiiiiii ssssayyyy 'dddddddooo yyyyyyyyooouuu wwwwant tttttto bbbbbuy a Bbbbbbibbbbbbble, or ddddddooo yyyyyyyooouuu jjjjjussssst wwwwwant mmmmme ttttto rrrrread it tttto yyyyyyou?
Jesus Christ is Lord! He is risen! Genesis 9:2-3
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/11/12 02:56 PM
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I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/11/12 04:00 PM
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/11/12 04:33 PM
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/11/12 06:41 PM
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Novemberyet
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Great one!!! That's an original in my book.
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/11/12 09:06 PM
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/11/12 09:10 PM
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gggggggreat oooooonnneee.
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/12/12 03:34 AM
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Now thats salesmanship!!!!
CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE FOR TOMORROW. INVEST IN TOMORROW BY TAKING A CHILD HUNTING OR FISHING TODAY.
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/12/12 03:56 AM
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06/12/12 10:24 PM
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Reminds me of the joke about selling toothbrushes at the county fair.
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/14/12 03:19 AM
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Funny but tough to read to the wife like the rest of the them. she told me i needed to got to bed stutering like that
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/14/12 12:52 PM
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/18/12 03:28 AM
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/18/12 12:47 PM
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Re: World Champion Bible Salesman
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06/18/12 10:16 PM
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06/19/12 10:09 PM
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