Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus” they have designed the “Clitaurus.” It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it – let alone turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it, though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real b---- to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one and replace it each year.

Trade her in and get a new improved one every year... more like every week..sometimes even just a test drive...that was the good ole days.....now im in debt all because i signed for payments...with intrest....and not the good kind

hahahahaha

A+ plus for sure!

Wait a minute.......OK Wifes not here!!!!

LMAO -

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP.

I love my wife (really).

I think a bigger radiator hose might fix that little baby right up!

Thats funny as hec.

Test drives are nice, get to exsperiance the feeling of a new in yet your not out the $$

Don't forget the foul emissions brought on by the increased weight.