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Car for women
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11/17/11 07:03 PM
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Craig B
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus” they have designed the “Clitaurus.” It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it – let alone turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it, though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real b---- to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one and replace it each year.
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Re: Car for women
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#2762123
11/17/11 07:09 PM
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Navasot
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Trade her in and get a new improved one every year... more like every week..sometimes even just a test drive...that was the good ole days.....now im in debt all because i signed for payments...with intrest....and not the good kind
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Re: Car for women
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#2762150
11/17/11 07:17 PM
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skeeter22
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Re: Car for women
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#2762181
11/17/11 07:28 PM
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jtz821
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Re: Car for women
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#2762342
11/17/11 08:18 PM
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Big A
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"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: Car for women
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11/17/11 09:17 PM
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CAMO34
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Re: Car for women
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#2762550
11/17/11 09:25 PM
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FFF21
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Re: Car for women
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#2762619
11/17/11 09:46 PM
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East
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Re: Car for women
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#2762782
11/17/11 10:39 PM
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txcntryboy
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Re: Car for women
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#2763307
11/18/11 01:20 AM
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Hunt n Fish
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Wait a minute.......OK Wifes not here!!!! LMAO -
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Re: Car for women
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#2763514
11/18/11 02:08 AM
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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP.
I love my wife (really).
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Re: Car for women
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#2763922
11/18/11 03:37 AM
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stxranchman
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Are idiots multiplying faster than normal people?
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Re: Car for women
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#2763972
11/18/11 03:52 AM
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pnh
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I think a bigger radiator hose might fix that little baby right up!
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Re: Car for women
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#2764578
11/18/11 02:10 PM
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Re: Car for women
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#2767760
11/19/11 05:21 PM
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NEVAGA
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Re: Car for women
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#2774614
11/22/11 02:42 AM
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Freedom is a fragile thing ...Those who have known freedom, and then lost it, have never known it again. -- Ronald Reagan
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Re: Car for women
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12/02/11 05:24 AM
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Cody Malone
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Test drives are nice, get to exsperiance the feeling of a new in yet your not out the $$
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Re: Car for women
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#2806269
12/03/11 08:26 PM
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retfuz
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Don't forget the foul emissions brought on by the increased weight.
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Re: Car for women
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#2819863
12/08/11 06:36 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: Car for women
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#2857629
12/21/11 05:26 AM
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SR025
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#2858824
12/21/11 06:01 PM
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pokerj2
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#2859705
12/21/11 10:17 PM
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