I was about a week away from marrying my beautiful sweetheart when my in-laws came to town for the wedding. I’d met my Father in-law but not some of my new sisters. My new relatives were very anxious to get to know me so they invited me to dinner with them without my fiancée.

I could not help but notice that one of her sisters was gorgeous and a little too personal with me. She invited me to her hotel room to help her decide on a gift she was getting my new bride and wanted my opinion. Should have seen the caution flag, but out of trust I went to help in any way I could.

I arrived and noticed with my keen observation skills that she had not gotten fully dressed. When I told her I would come back, she asked me not to leave. She started rubbing my shoulders and began to lead me into the bedroom. I knew what was about to happen and immediately left for my car.

When I got outside my sinister father in-law was waiting by my car with the rest of the family. They gave me a big hug with tears in their eyes, and told me that I had passed the test.

Morale of that story is, always keep your condoms in your car.

LOLLERCOPTER!

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Yep

Ouch.

Good one!!