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True Story
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06/23/11 11:17 AM
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I was about a week away from marrying my beautiful sweetheart when my in-laws came to town for the wedding. I’d met my Father in-law but not some of my new sisters. My new relatives were very anxious to get to know me so they invited me to dinner with them without my fiancée.
I could not help but notice that one of her sisters was gorgeous and a little too personal with me. She invited me to her hotel room to help her decide on a gift she was getting my new bride and wanted my opinion. Should have seen the caution flag, but out of trust I went to help in any way I could.
I arrived and noticed with my keen observation skills that she had not gotten fully dressed. When I told her I would come back, she asked me not to leave. She started rubbing my shoulders and began to lead me into the bedroom. I knew what was about to happen and immediately left for my car.
When I got outside my sinister father in-law was waiting by my car with the rest of the family. They gave me a big hug with tears in their eyes, and told me that I had passed the test.
Morale of that story is, always keep your condoms in your car.
”Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
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Re: True Story
[Re: RedTrail]
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06/23/11 11:52 AM
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kmon11
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lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: True Story
[Re: kmon11]
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06/23/11 01:00 PM
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Big A
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"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: True Story
[Re: Big A]
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06/23/11 05:37 PM
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Gravytrain
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Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
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Re: True Story
[Re: quackaholic1]
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06/23/11 08:54 PM
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erniejs
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We get old too fast and wise too slow
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Re: True Story
[Re: erniejs]
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06/24/11 05:04 PM
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Kory
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Re: True Story
[Re: AtxCityHunter]
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07/07/11 09:37 PM
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WTGuide
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Think you can/Think you can't/Either way you're right
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Re: True Story
[Re: mike b23]
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07/10/11 06:14 AM
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Re: True Story
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07/20/11 12:59 AM
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Re: True Story
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08/17/11 09:29 AM
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”Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
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Re: True Story
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08/19/11 01:38 AM
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Buckfvr
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Re: True Story
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08/19/11 07:01 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: True Story
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#2517946
08/19/11 07:56 PM
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CRAnderson52
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You can run but you can't hide...
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Re: True Story
[Re: YankeeATX]
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08/20/11 02:29 AM
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10pointers
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