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 Re: Little kids jokes please ??
[Re: Big Tony]
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08/24/10 10:37 PM
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Henry Hefner
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What did one snowman say to the other?
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Do you smell carrots?
What part of "uphold the constitution" don't they understand?
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Re: Little kids jokes please ??
[Re: Henry Hefner]
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08/25/10 02:20 AM
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zederwatz
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Bird Dog
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A farmer was in town watching the parade when he saw a dog in the parade, limping and wearing a pistol. He hollers at the dog asking why he is wearing a pistol. Dog hollers back,
"I'm looking for the guy who shot my pa(w)."
People should quit drinking tea at 9:00 pm or they will become members of the pistol club. They either sleep in their tepee or stay up all nite and pistol dawn.
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Re: Little kids jokes please ??
[Re: zederwatz]
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08/25/10 03:39 AM
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bkhcj8
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Bird Dog
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If a bean is a bean whats a pea? A relief.
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Re: Little kids jokes please ??
[Re: bkhcj8]
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08/25/10 05:13 PM
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pegasaurus
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Did you hear about then two peanuts walking down the street????
One was "a salted"........
Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: Little kids jokes please ??
[Re: Jayrod]
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08/25/10 07:00 PM
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Honker Jake
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer. There is a third part to this joke but its not for children.
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Re: Little kids jokes please ??
[Re: Honker Jake]
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08/25/10 09:47 PM
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cephus
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Why did the cactus cross the road?
Because it was stuck to a chicken......
You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.
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Re: Little kids jokes please ??
[Re: cephus]
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08/25/10 09:48 PM
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cephus
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one
You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.
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Re: Little kids jokes please ??
[Re: cephus]
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08/26/10 01:37 AM
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pegasaurus
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Do you know how to keep Brandon972 in suspense??????
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Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: Little kids jokes please ??
[Re: Honker Jake]
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08/27/10 04:47 AM
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redfred
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
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Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't coming
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Re: Little kids jokes please ??
[Re: redfred]
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08/27/10 12:22 PM
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Teal28
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HOW TO CATCH A POLAR BEAR:
Cut a hole in the ice place peas around the hole.
When the bear bends over to get a pea, kick him in the icehole!
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