The Lone Ranger was on a ride without Tonto when he found himself surrounded by hostile Indians. The leader said, "That's the white man that's held Tonto captive all these years. Let's take him back to the chief and let him kill him."

When they got back to camp, the Chief congratulated them and tied the Lone Ranger speed eagled on the ground. The Chief told him that he had done some good things in life so he could have 3 wishes before they kill him. The LR thanked hime and asked if he could have one his hands untied so he could call and talk to Silver. The Chief said, "Sure." The LR whistled to Silver, and he walked over to him and lowered his head. The LR whispered in Silver's ear, and he lifted his head and thought for a moment and ran off. A half hour later Silver came back to camp with a beautiful blonde on his back. She slipped off the saddle, walked to the LR, undid his pants and had her way with him.
The Chief was impressed and said, "You are very brave to use your first wish for that." The LR asked if he could talk to Silver again. "Sure", said the Chief. He whispered in Silver's ear again and he ran off. Came back with a brunette this time, Same thing as before. Now the Chief was real impressed and said, "That's two, you get one more." Again he asked to talk to Silver. "Sure", said the Chief. The LR whistled, but this time when Silver bent his head down, the LR grabbed his nose, pulled him down and yelled, "I said posse you dumb sob, I said posse"