Top 10 thread - keep them coming!

Makes him most likely 52 (or will be within 80 days) and he has a 24 yo wife and 24 yo girlfriend. He told his friends before he got married that he didn’t need a bachelor party because the last 36 years were a bachelor party. Since Celeste entered his life at 14, he got married at 50 when his now wife was 22

A timeline of all of his "stories" would be interesting.

Let him answer my question about his birth year.

More like this

He's quoted a bunch of dates/years in his post....would be pretty easy for someone to put together.

Perfect!

When a service member dies on active duty, contact with the next of kin is handled by the Casualty Assistance Office, arrangements for transporting the remains are also handled by the CAO. The units responsibility ends with the notification of the CAO which may ask them to inventory and secure the service members personal property. It's traditional for the unit commander to write a condolence letter. This has been the procedure since the middle of the Vietnam War.

He got married last year if that falls in line with anything. Post about his wife of a few weeks allowing him to continue his 5 grand per month firearm buying habit.

He was in Sudan in 1988 at around age 19. In his defense with the age Tlew posted that is plausible.

That pretty much sums it up. Glad at least one person is paying attention.

17. I got there in a roundabout way on my summer european trip. As i've pointed out before it really wasn't all that fun and it warped me for life.

I'll do my best.

I keep hearing Aldo Nova's hit song "Fantasy" in my head when reading blkt2's exploits. Be careful or Stallone may just cast you in Expendables 5, may even have you write the script from your life exploits.

I have a face made for radio work.

That's right. It's hard to keep up. You were 18 or 19 when you talked about wanting to slap some woman around in east texas and cut her tires after her being disrespectful to you when you changed one of them for her.

And to think someone said this forum is in decline.

I thought RedRanger was a trip, you put him to shame. Lol

I checked this thread this morning and thought...meh. Came back this afternoon and it had hit 5 pages! WTH, how could this thing hit 5 pages in just a few hours? Now I know.

I started it because the suspect is cute and then Austin Powers showed up.

I wasn't going to slap her, I was going to break all the bones in her face. I was a few months back from spending eight months in the most horrific circumstances you can think of and it took me an easy 10 years to mellow out. She didn't just disrespect me, that I can handle. She went in complete freak out mode screaming at me and jabbing her finger into my face and chest. Also I didn't cut.her tires. I just thought about doing it and just left instead.

I have much better teath.

He wins in a spelling contest though