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 Golfing with Wife
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10/06/23 03:00 AM
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frognot
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt
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Re: Golfing with Wife
[Re: frognot]
#8930359
10/06/23 10:40 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Golfing with Wife
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10/06/23 05:34 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Golfing with Wife
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10/09/23 11:43 AM
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Stub
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  “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” —Groucho Marx
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Re: Golfing with Wife
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10/11/23 06:33 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: Golfing with Wife
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10/19/23 01:47 PM
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tigger
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Tigger
If it isn't white it is not a birddog.
KC
Lying is lying. Don't bitch about one doing it and condone another. That's called hypocrisy.
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Re: Golfing with Wife
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10/20/23 12:12 AM
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HuntingTexas
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Excellent!! 
" In God We Trust "
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Re: Golfing with Wife
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11/23/23 05:56 PM
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Re: Golfing with Wife
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12/01/23 05:12 AM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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