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 IRS Agent Visit
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09/21/23 11:37 PM
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texasag93
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The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deck hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
IRS AUDITOR: "That's The guy I'm here to talk to, the mentally challenged one."
BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"
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Re: IRS Agent Visit
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09/22/23 12:37 AM
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ssigler
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Re: IRS Agent Visit
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#8921619
09/22/23 02:23 AM
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That reminds me of what my tax guy said.
The best part of being self employed is on Friday after working all week , you only have 2 more days to work that week.
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Re: IRS Agent Visit
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10/04/23 05:15 AM
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10pointers
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Signature images may not be larger than 600 pixels wide by 125 pixels tall. That smile says it all
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"Things may come to those who wait, but only those things left by those who hustle."
- Abraham Lincoln
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Re: IRS Agent Visit
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10/04/23 03:57 PM
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oldoak2000
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Word! 
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Re: IRS Agent Visit
[Re: texasag93]
#8931524
10/08/23 12:31 PM
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The end won’t be for everyone…
WWG1WGA
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Re: IRS Agent Visit
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10/08/23 01:13 PM
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pertnear
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The North has double last names. The South has double first names.
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Re: IRS Agent Visit
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10/09/23 11:39 AM
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  “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” —Groucho Marx
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Re: IRS Agent Visit
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10/11/23 06:36 AM
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