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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
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12/24/22 04:53 PM
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I have posted this before in the past. I’m sure some of you bow hunters can relate.
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS So wouldn’t you know I’m out at the ranch But the hunting is slow.
The feeders were filled The corn it was spread With visions of a buck With 10 points on it’s head.
Asleep in my bed I hear such a clatter What in the hell… Is making that splatter.
I turn on the light And open the door It’s raining like hell And all over the floor!
Morning is here I’m dressed and well fed Hot coffee and biscuits I no longer feel dead. I stumble in the dark in search of my blind Where wind and rain is just what I find.
No rain gear No gloves No face mask that’s odd. That’s just my luck as I climb my…. TRIPOD.
Now I sit and I wait For something to see. Ohhh boy Ohhh boy I REALLY gotta pee!
For hours I sit I’m drenched to the skin. No bucks and no does It’s happened again.
No problem I say And smile with a grin Lunch and a drink And we’ll do’er again.
I’ll call you folks later When this is all done. And wish you a Merry Christmas That was just too much fun.
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL
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