From Episode Five

"I sensed that good times had come our way" ~ Phil

"The grand passage is in full swing" ~ Phil

"It's not going to be a problem killing 5 ducks tomorrow" ~ Jase

He'll be in Houston in a couple of wks with his wife on a speaking engagement. Cost is $50 for the dinner and to hear him speak. I passed this year. I've seen/talked to him a few yrs. back. Good down to earth guy, but seemed a bit well...eccentric. And good for him.

"You got some more of that coffee?" not from the show but its duck commander http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-rN98Huv...&playnext=1

50 bucks to speak!!!!!!

I could drive up to any small town Barber shop south of I-10 in Lousy-anna and here all the cajun speak I wanted!

Ep 2:

"There's no ducks going to come in here while there is a man pushing 300 lbs in an hors d'oeuvre dish out in the decoys."

"The definition of insanity, is doing the same thing and expecting different results"

"... not all his christmas lights are blinking"

"Maybe there's still hope for this country."

"If I could not hunt. Then the only thing left I guess would be to die."

"I have heard a lot of excuses to get out of a duck hunting trip, but watching your wife have a baby is not one of them." - Phil

"Based on my observation, the vast majority of women do not have heavy hair comin' out of their face - excluding some little pockets in south Arkansas."

"That did my heart good, right there" - Godwin

"When Sy got out of the Army, he didn't really know what he was gonna do. I told him this duck thing is going purdy good, you outta come down here with me. The only thing is that you have to hunt ducks every day. He said, I reckon I'll be down there in a few days. That was seventeen years ago."

After quoting Genesis 1 and following:
"I'm not a man of great intellectual depth but it sounds like to me, that god almighty is saying, which i consider is orders form headquarters, we can pretty well whack and stack anything that walks, swims, or flies."

"One of the rules of being a duckaholic is not talking about another mans duck calling...................... Until he ask.

Louisiana, where your dog never dies...you just get another one and name it the same name.

-Phil-

No... The $50 was for a steak dinner at PaPa's Steakhouse along with some quality time with Duck Commander himself. Best $50 I spent in a long while. Phil was great in person and the food was excellent!

Don't remember this quote. However, I think he meant to say south Louisiana. Ain't nowhere on this planet like south of I-10 in Louisiana for some manly looking women.

You left out the dog. "One of the rules of being a duckaholic is not talking about another man's dog or duck calling......unless he asks".

Pretty sure he said what he meant with the Arkansas comment.

I've gone to and fro across this planet and met some weird individuals and this trip was no exception...I'm just glad I'm not one of them.

-Phil_

Being from South Arkansas. I can truthfully say the women are not hairy. They may be missing some teeth but not any hairy ones.

Actually what he said is true i heard Phil say it on the Duck Commander show yesterday!!

Lmfao, I like when he's talking about the manic depressed paranoind schizophrenic with ADHD on meth

He's not cajun. Huge difference.

bump...


not much of a quote but one of the old guys was talking about the Texas Tech offense in the Thanksgiving episode. Go Tech!

Show is awesome and entertaining. Even the wife likes it.