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Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" #8355335 08/18/21 04:24 PM
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ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S BEEN VACCINATED?’ 😆😆😆
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.’
And...scene...
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Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: J.G.] #8355336 08/18/21 04:24 PM
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Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: J.G.] #8355339 08/18/21 04:26 PM
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Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: J.G.] #8355433 08/18/21 05:55 PM
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Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: J.G.] #8355531 08/18/21 07:09 PM
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Yep. Sounds like fraud fauci and the cdc


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Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: J.G.] #8355591 08/18/21 07:54 PM
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That is outstanding.

Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: J.G.] #8355999 08/19/21 02:12 AM
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That makes enough common sense twitter would censor it if the soros fact checkers caught it on their site...

Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: J.G.] #8356281 08/19/21 01:01 PM
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Very well done!


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Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: J.G.] #8356397 08/19/21 02:20 PM
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Brilliant!


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Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: TEXASLEFTY] #8356477 08/19/21 03:54 PM
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No one has a clue about this virus. The vaccine was suppose to be the fix all.

Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: J.G.] #8356856 08/19/21 11:43 PM
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This must be everywhere. I just got it from a friend.


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Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: bill oxner] #8356987 08/20/21 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by bill oxner
This must be everywhere. I just got it from a friend.

Covid, or vaccine?


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Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: SnakeWrangler] #8357116 08/20/21 11:34 AM
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Brilliant!


It is brilliant and unfortunately the absurd weird stupid world we live in bang


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Re: Abbott & Costello "Who's been vaccinated?" [Re: J.G.] #8357176 08/20/21 12:40 PM
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I realize it's supposed to point out some of the idiocy going on but it's also perpetuating some false information.

Yo do realize the vaccine is 100% proven to reduce your risk of severe illness. Doesn't mean you should get it, I'm just stating fact. I don't care if you get it or not.

It does also reduce risk of infection and transmission but that varies person to person. So the vaccinated person doesn't spread it as easily but it is possible.


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