My wife attacks me all the time. I piss in the backyard at night, usually a few times a week. She’s say it’s abnormal. I say it’s completely normal.

What about y’all. Sometimes? Never?? Always??

Pissing outside single choice
	Piss outside all the time
	Never piss outside.
	Every now and then.
Votes accepted starting: 05/19/21 03:43 AM
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It's not abnormal. Women folks is just jealous.

I was #1 for #1!

I love soaking a good fire ant mound. I hate those things.

You need good pressure to keep them from crawling out to your legs so quick.

I live in the city and I still do it sometimes off the front porch late at night.

Pretty much every day off the back porch. It's so satisfying to not waste a gallon of water by flushing.

Beer provides that.

Again....where do yall piss inside? the floor? a bucket? the kitchen sink?
I mean when would we catch up on the latest news with the neighbors if we didn't have a piss and a chat?

Its uncivilized!

Outside is fine No Peeing in the shower!

Usually only on the freeway

Quite honestly thats my second favorite place to piss besides outside

Morning, noon, & night!

Why waste the water and flush the toilet.

Besides, it makes the dog seem happier to have a piss partner. roflmao

I'm doubting the "all the time" claimers.

Cheaper then roundup.

I do it all the time. The back door is closer than my bathroom. At the lease I do it instead of flushing water since we haul our water from town.

If I'm already outside, then 100% time the nearest tree/shrub gets 'fertilized', just never in the garden!

A great American past time!

Pretty much only two reasons for me to not pee outside.

It is the middle of the night and I woke up to pee.

I am not fully dressed, and it's cold outside.

I live in yuppieville USA (Kingwood) and still piss outside at night. Got two dead grass spots

I thought that’s what privacy fences were for!

I pee outside all the time... I have this contest going on with my pointer as to who can pee higher on the the trees and bushes.

Probably about 50/50 inside vs outside. I prefer peeing outside.

Some years back, when a grandson was a little guy, in Pre-K, he spent a week with us. One evening we were out by the fire pit, and all of a sudden (like little kids do) he said he had to go inside and pee. I told him he was in the country, and he should just go pee on a tree. He shucked his pants down and peed on an oak, and he was as happy as a kid can get. All was well till the following Monday, when the daughter called to say that the Pre-K teacher said the little guy peed on a tree at recess. The daughter was NOT happy, so I held off laughing till she hung up. We all laugh about it now.