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Classic Blone Joke #825465 08/02/09 09:40 PM
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This is my all-time favorite blonde joke.....hahaha.

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs that she could do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50 ?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house ?'

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it ?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes", the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

"And by the way" the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a Lexus".




Re: Classic Blone Joke [Re: RKHarm24] #825466 08/02/09 10:30 PM
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ouch lol


Re: Classic Blone Joke [Re: Closed Traverse] #825467 08/02/09 11:09 PM
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o **** lol


Re: Classic Blone Joke [Re: TheHunted] #825468 08/03/09 05:36 PM
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I don't get it.

(hahahahaha!!)



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Re: Classic Blone Joke [Re: BlondeHuntress] #825469 08/03/09 10:53 PM
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I don't get it.

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now thats funny


Re: Classic Blone Joke [Re: jodster] #825470 08/03/09 11:08 PM
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Love it, LOve IT.


Re: Classic Blone Joke [Re: dnttang] #825471 08/04/09 01:03 AM
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that's a good one



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Re: Classic Blone Joke [Re: horn section] #825472 08/06/09 08:32 PM
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Dayum!!!!!!!!!good an funny!!!!


Re: Classic Blone Joke [Re: jodster] #825473 08/08/09 05:27 PM
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I don't get it.

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now thats funny






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Re: Classic Blone Joke [Re: 6InARowMakeItGo] #825474 08/08/09 05:32 PM
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LOL that is funny,



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