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 WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK
#817714
07/28/09 04:18 PM
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RKHarm24
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sergeant
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WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK
Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs ..... well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, give her a call.
"Hello," the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated, I rushed right in.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"
"Sir," she says, "you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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[Re: RKHarm24]
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07/28/09 05:58 PM
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cody
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Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK
[Re: cody]
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07/28/09 06:02 PM
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Tres
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LOL! 
![[Linked Image]](https://photos.smugmug.com/Alaska/i-WSddPKG/0/c077d64b/Th/IMG_2809-Th.jpg) "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK
[Re: Tres]
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07/28/09 06:25 PM
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TheHunted
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Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK
[Re: TheHunted]
#817718
07/28/09 07:30 PM
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dnttang
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Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK
[Re: cody]
#817719
07/28/09 07:31 PM
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Jasb
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Quote:
That's not funny....
Bit close to home.... 
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Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK
[Re: Jasb]
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07/28/09 07:37 PM
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BOBO the Clown
kind of a big deal
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kind of a big deal
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Quote:
Quote:
That's not funny....
Bit close to home....
LMAO 
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Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK
[Re: BOBO the Clown]
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07/28/09 08:19 PM
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cody
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I don't know what you're talking about...
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Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK
[Re: cody]
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07/28/09 10:12 PM
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bigmike_ml21
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 Sometimes I wonder if it will get to the point you bring an attorney with you out hunting.
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Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK
[Re: bigmike_ml21]
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07/28/09 11:47 PM
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Rwuensch
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Man, that is way too funny!
I bet that has happened more than once.
LOL
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
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Re: WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK
[Re: RKHarm24]
#817724
07/29/09 05:01 PM
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PrimitiveHunter
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LMAO. It could have been worse though. He could have accidentally speed-dialed his wife!
Practice doesn’t make perfect.
Practice makes permanent.
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