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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: Creekrunner]
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12/23/20 10:01 PM
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Superduty
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I asked for a toilet for the man cave one year, and was very happy to get it. She hired the install and bought the toilet. I use it, happily, several times a week.
I used to call my man cave "The Dead Head Shed". My sister-in-law, who doesn't focus on anything enough to completely listen, once had a sign made for me that said "The Head Shed". My elderly mother, and all of our children were there when I opened it. My wife just looked and me and shook her head "No."
Not Christmas, but at a couple's wedding shower for the daughter of a very close friend of mine, his ex (the bride's mother) gave her a vibrator. Now THAT was awkward. She musta had really tight shoulders.
You know what my Dad called a 'Man Cave"? THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE!
'It's Only Treason if You Lose."
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: Simple Searcher]
#8101219
12/23/20 11:32 PM
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MikeC
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My wife wanted a cordless vacuum cleaner? She's been wanting one for years. Her birthday comes in January so I'll get her one then.
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: MikeC]
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12/23/20 11:43 PM
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bill oxner
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My wife wanted a cordless vacuum cleaner? She's been wanting one for years. Her birthday comes in January so I'll get her one then. I have a little bitty one. Think that will do?
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: Simple Searcher]
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12/23/20 11:43 PM
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LFD2037
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This year, my wife asked to have our kitchen painted. I hate painting.
R.I.P. CPO Matt Mills-(DEVGRU)- You will NEVER be forgotten! 10-25-75 / 8-6-11 *K.I.A.*
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: Superduty]
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12/24/20 12:55 AM
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txtrophy85
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I asked for a toilet for the man cave one year, and was very happy to get it. She hired the install and bought the toilet. I use it, happily, several times a week.
I used to call my man cave "The Dead Head Shed". My sister-in-law, who doesn't focus on anything enough to completely listen, once had a sign made for me that said "The Head Shed". My elderly mother, and all of our children were there when I opened it. My wife just looked and me and shook her head "No."
Not Christmas, but at a couple's wedding shower for the daughter of a very close friend of mine, his ex (the bride's mother) gave her a vibrator. Now THAT was awkward. She musta had really tight shoulders.
You know what my Dad called a 'Man Cave"? THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE! I’ve seen his cave....she can keep the house.
For it is not the quarry that we truly seek, but the adventure.
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
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12/24/20 01:05 AM
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Stickchunker
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I bought my wife a Tiffany Blue / Seafoam Green (I don't know which color it is) mixer last year and she LOVED it! I think it all depends on how high maintenance your woman is!
In these times , 'I'll keep my God , my freedom , my gun and my money. Anyone that supports this insanity can keep "THE CHANGE".
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/24/20 01:12 AM
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Guy
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Christmas gifts are mainly for kids. I think most adults should be mature enough to accept any gift graciously.
Yep, same with birthdays.
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: Guy]
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12/24/20 01:25 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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Christmas gifts are mainly for kids. I think most adults should be mature enough to accept any gift graciously.
Yep, same with birthdays. Is at our house....anyone over 13 gets cash or gift cards. Spitfire and I don’t do anything for each other. All about the grandkids...the little ones
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: SnakeWrangler]
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12/24/20 01:30 AM
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bill oxner
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Christmas gifts are mainly for kids. I think most adults should be mature enough to accept any gift graciously.
Yep, same with birthdays. Is at our house....anyone over 13 gets cash or gift cards. Spitfire and I don’t do anything for each other. All about the grandkids...the little ones And a ZT mower.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: Simple Searcher]
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12/24/20 03:55 AM
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Stump_jumper
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I got my daughter a box of rocks from deer lease and son gets a box with 4 boxes of favorite cereal with a bottle of vodka for his wife. Daughter asked about if I still had a big piece of driftwood she found at Texoma so it is part of the box of rocks. Of course they get other stuff.
2017 Tundra 5.7 CM 4x4 2006 Champion 2200 Bay Boat
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: Superduty]
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12/24/20 04:26 AM
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QuitShootinYoungBucks
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I’m considering a new dishwasher, as soon as the bars open back up around here I’ll go shopping for a newer model. You know that is why the bride wears white, because you want the dishwasher to match fridge. You know why she smiles on her way down the aisle, right?
https://web.archive.org/web/20170223065011/http:/www.rrdvegas.com/silencer-cleaning.html
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks]
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12/24/20 04:39 AM
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skinnerback
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You know why she smiles on her way down the aisle, right? I have learned.
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: skinnerback]
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12/24/20 05:12 AM
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Bee'z
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You know why she smiles on her way down the aisle, right? I have learned. Lets go aarons and rent the damn thing...
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
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12/24/20 05:42 AM
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glens
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Found out years ago, Whatever you do, don't give your lady a bread making machine. Heck thought it was the best thing since sliced bread.
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: Simple Searcher]
#8101724
12/24/20 06:41 AM
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unclebubba
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This year, my wife said she wanted a robot sweeper thing. I said, buy it, Merry Christmas! I wanted a Leuopold vx3i. She said, buy it. Merry Christmas! We're both happy! Now for inappropriate...when I was 16, my parents put condoms in my stocking. Lol.
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
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12/24/20 03:13 PM
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presley
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I have bought her 2 different Dyson vacuums. No problem. A set of Calphalon cookware..she loved it. Red blender and a stand mixer. All appreciated. What didn't go over well was telling her to go buy what she wanted and let me know what I bought her.
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
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#8102001
12/24/20 04:15 PM
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reeltexan
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"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: reeltexan]
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12/24/20 04:49 PM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: Simple Searcher]
#8102557
12/25/20 01:43 AM
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Giblett
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Gonna prank the kids tonight when they leave Santa milk & cookies. We had frog legs for supper so I'm gonna take the elf and do a lol surgery along with ketchup. Santa ate the elf and not the cookies.
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts
[Re: Simple Searcher]
#8102597
12/25/20 02:23 AM
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freerange
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Long long ago in a village far far away I was dating a girl and bought her a spare tire. She needed a spare tire. The love of my life now really likes shiny stuff to wear on her ears or fingers or wrist or around her neck but I could probably get away with several bottles of wine.
At some point in life its time to quit chasing the pot of gold and just enjoy the rainbow. FR Keep your gratitude higher than your expectations. RWH
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