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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: Creekrunner] #8101090 12/23/20 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Creekrunner
I asked for a toilet for the man cave one year, and was very happy to get it. She hired the install and bought the toilet. I use it, happily, several times a week.

I used to call my man cave "The Dead Head Shed". My sister-in-law, who doesn't focus on anything enough to completely listen, once had a sign made for me that said "The Head Shed". My elderly mother, and all of our children were there when I opened it. My wife just looked and me and shook her head "No."

Not Christmas, but at a couple's wedding shower for the daughter of a very close friend of mine, his ex (the bride's mother) gave her a vibrator. Now THAT was awkward. She musta had really tight shoulders.



You know what my Dad called a 'Man Cave"?

THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE!


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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: Simple Searcher] #8101219 12/23/20 11:32 PM
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My wife wanted a cordless vacuum cleaner? She's been wanting one for years. Her birthday comes in January so I'll get her one then.


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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: MikeC] #8101234 12/23/20 11:43 PM
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My wife wanted a cordless vacuum cleaner? She's been wanting one for years. Her birthday comes in January so I'll get her one then.



I have a little bitty one. Think that will do? confused2

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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: Simple Searcher] #8101236 12/23/20 11:43 PM
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This year, my wife asked to have our kitchen painted. I hate painting.


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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: Superduty] #8101326 12/24/20 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Superduty
Originally Posted by Creekrunner
I asked for a toilet for the man cave one year, and was very happy to get it. She hired the install and bought the toilet. I use it, happily, several times a week.

I used to call my man cave "The Dead Head Shed". My sister-in-law, who doesn't focus on anything enough to completely listen, once had a sign made for me that said "The Head Shed". My elderly mother, and all of our children were there when I opened it. My wife just looked and me and shook her head "No."

Not Christmas, but at a couple's wedding shower for the daughter of a very close friend of mine, his ex (the bride's mother) gave her a vibrator. Now THAT was awkward. She musta had really tight shoulders.



You know what my Dad called a 'Man Cave"?

THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE!



I’ve seen his cave....she can keep the house.



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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: Simple Searcher] #8101334 12/24/20 01:05 AM
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I bought my wife a Tiffany Blue / Seafoam Green (I don't know which color it is) mixer last year and she LOVED it! I think it all depends on how high maintenance your woman is!


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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: reeltexan] #8101339 12/24/20 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by reeltexan

Christmas gifts are mainly for kids.
I think most adults should be mature enough to accept any gift graciously.

Yep, same with birthdays.

Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: Guy] #8101364 12/24/20 01:25 AM
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Christmas gifts are mainly for kids.
I think most adults should be mature enough to accept any gift graciously.

Yep, same with birthdays.

Is at our house....anyone over 13 gets cash or gift cards. Spitfire and I don’t do anything for each other.

All about the grandkids...the little ones


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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: SnakeWrangler] #8101368 12/24/20 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by reeltexan

Christmas gifts are mainly for kids.
I think most adults should be mature enough to accept any gift graciously.

Yep, same with birthdays.

Is at our house....anyone over 13 gets cash or gift cards. Spitfire and I don’t do anything for each other.

All about the grandkids...the little ones


And a ZT mower.


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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: Simple Searcher] #8101593 12/24/20 03:55 AM
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I got my daughter a box of rocks from deer lease and son gets a box with 4 boxes of favorite cereal with a bottle of vodka for his wife. Daughter asked about if I still had a big piece of driftwood she found at Texoma so it is part of the box of rocks. Of course they get other stuff.


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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: Superduty] #8101631 12/24/20 04:26 AM
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I’m considering a new dishwasher, as soon as the bars open back up around here I’ll go shopping for a newer model.


You know that is why the bride wears white, because you want the dishwasher to match fridge.


You know why she smiles on her way down the aisle, right?


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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks] #8101644 12/24/20 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by QuitShootinYoungBucks
You know why she smiles on her way down the aisle, right?


I have learned.

Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: skinnerback] #8101671 12/24/20 05:12 AM
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You know why she smiles on her way down the aisle, right?


I have learned.

Lets go aarons and rent the damn thing...


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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: Simple Searcher] #8101699 12/24/20 05:42 AM
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Found out years ago, Whatever you do, don't give your lady a bread making machine. wife

Heck thought it was the best thing since sliced bread.

Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: Simple Searcher] #8101724 12/24/20 06:41 AM
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This year, my wife said she wanted a robot sweeper thing. I said, buy it, Merry Christmas! I wanted a Leuopold vx3i. She said, buy it. Merry Christmas! We're both happy!
Now for inappropriate...when I was 16, my parents put condoms in my stocking. Lol.

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I have bought her 2 different Dyson vacuums. No problem. A set of Calphalon cookware..she loved it. Red blender and a stand mixer. All appreciated. What didn't go over well was telling her to go buy what she wanted and let me know what I bought her.

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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: reeltexan] #8102041 12/24/20 04:49 PM
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Re: Inappropriate Christmas gifts [Re: Simple Searcher] #8102557 12/25/20 01:43 AM
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Gonna prank the kids tonight when they leave Santa milk & cookies. We had frog legs for supper so I'm gonna take the elf and do a lol surgery along with ketchup. Santa ate the elf and not the cookies.

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Long long ago in a village far far away I was dating a girl and bought her a spare tire. She needed a spare tire. The love of my life now really likes shiny stuff to wear on her ears or fingers or wrist or around her neck but I could probably get away with several bottles of wine.


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