I like potatoes.

I'm 50 5'6" 215 so I think I take the title for "shorty" on the THF. I'm African American, and probably the darkest person most people have ever seen. I grew up in Choudrant,La a town so small that all we had was basketball baseball and Ag. Ag was our claim to fame as we sent teams to Kansas City every year. I was a ace baseball player until I couldn't get my mind right and make the grades. I grew up hunting, fishing trail riding and beagling. Went into the Army 4 months after my 18th birthday. I probably set two Army records while I was in. 1. The most deployments in the shortest period of time... 5 from January 1990-October 96 with 14 months in Korea and 36 months in Panama thrown in for good measure. 2. The longest time as a PFC without getting busted...2yrs and 8 months.
Married a lovely latina from Panama and we have raised two wonderful children. I left the Army in Jan 98 and took a while, but in 2001 was hired by Travis County as a CPO. Been with them ever since. Eligible to retire in December. Don't drink Don't smoke and try to be a good role model for young men to follow.

I'm 43 yrs old, 5' 11" & sitting heavy at 240lbs - 225 normal healthy weight. I have 2 Sons & 2 daughters (22,20,9,6). Hunting, fishing, music, & cooking has always been a part of life. I'm what some would call Oil Field Trash, with my primary focus on deep water production facilities in the Gulf of Mexico.

Am currently looking for a sugar momma, all I'm asking for is a new boat and a ranch. I still have the equipment to procreate a child for said sugar momma if the ranch is big enough and that part of the bargain becomes necessary.