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thermometer #7771585 03/14/20 02:45 AM
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Q:You do know how to tell the difference between an oral and anal thermometer, right?








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Re: thermometer [Re: texasag93] #7771630 03/14/20 03:39 AM
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Re: thermometer [Re: texasag93] #7771682 03/14/20 08:10 AM
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Re: thermometer [Re: texasag93] #7771740 03/14/20 01:16 PM
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Re: thermometer [Re: TCM3] #7772117 03/14/20 06:50 PM
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Re: thermometer [Re: texasag93] #7773893 03/16/20 03:26 PM
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My dad (R.I.P.) told one of his nurses that joke when he was in the hospital, she lost it. I still laugh about it.


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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.


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Re: thermometer [Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN] #7773986 03/16/20 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by CCBIRDDOGMAN
My dad (R.I.P.) told one of his nurses that joke when he was in the hospital, she lost it. I still laugh about it.


When my Grandpa passed, my Dad called his sister. She answers and in his best, raspy, gruff Grandpa voice says “HEY! It’s cold down here!!” She lost it, Dad lost it. I still laugh about that one

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Re: thermometer [Re: texasag93] #7775943 03/18/20 06:13 AM
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Re: thermometer [Re: texasag93] #7777292 03/19/20 01:12 PM
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That’s funny!


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