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 Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 03:55 PM
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He is looking for one like his mom. She is nothing like his mom. Wait.... that's not his daughter? Well, that is the other thing. She recently turner 19. He is 34. Lucky him.....young, and liberal....I’d rather be punched in the mouth than do that....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 04:09 PM
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He is looking for a Mom, she is looking for a Daddy.
coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. I don't give eeffoc until I have my morning coffee.
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 04:11 PM
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cannon88
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Good grief... on both sides.
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 04:34 PM
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He is looking for one like his mom. She is nothing like his mom. Wait.... that's not his daughter? Well, that is the other thing. She recently turner 19. He is 34. Lucky him.....young, and liberal....I’d rather be punched in the mouth than do that.... This
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 04:44 PM
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He is looking for a Mom, she is looking for a Daddy. Hold on there. My boy is no snowflake. He is wise to seek a wife like mine. He already has a mom. Plus he knows my baby brother who does fit your description and pities him. Correctamundo on her search though. In her defense she definitely has daddy issues too. From what they tell me, he is a total POS. What he did to them while they were in my house told me everything I needed to know. She was sick when they got here. We immediately told them where the doc was, just up the road. She said dad got really mad at her when she used her/his insurance. He had to pay until deductible was met. He is active USAF too. I looked at Bubba and said ‘GO’. He took her right then. She had two infections and a cough. Came home with three prescriptions. Started getting better immediately. She had been sick a long time and he knew it. I hope I never have to meet him. Air Force Puke. No offense to our local Air Force Pukes... I think the Little General is making too many decisions for him now.
Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 05:10 PM
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So your middle aged son is dating a teenager and wants to marry his mom?
Freud would have a field day with this
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 05:13 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 05:13 PM
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It's hell eatin em live
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 05:48 PM
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Ok, I will let you guys have your fun with all this. You yutes never heard the saying ‘looking for a woman just like dear old mom’? But, you know what? I posted this very scenario in a joke the other day. Every girl he brought home the parents hated. Then he finally found her, a woman just like his dear old mother. Took her home, mom fell in love with her. Dad could not stand her!  There ya go. A bonus joke.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 06:00 PM
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So your middle aged son is dating a teenager and wants to marry his mom?
Freud would have a field day with this Wait a minute. If 34 is middle aged that means I'm. Nope can't be.
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 07:29 PM
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Hey Cast, don't let these guys fool you, they would give anything to have a GF half their age. 
There is time, and you must take it, to lay your hand on your dog's head as you walk past him lying on the floor or on his settle, time to talk with him, to remember with him, time to please him, time you can't buy back once he's gone" GBE
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 07:42 PM
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 08:49 PM
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So your middle aged son is dating a teenager and wants to marry his mom?
Freud would have a field day with this 
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/18/19 11:42 PM
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What is the zebra saying in the pic? Run man!
I'd ask him if he's pregnant. He missed a s__tload of periods. I'll take "things that look like a uterus" for $200 Alex.
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/19/19 12:04 AM
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Hey Cast, don't let these guys fool you, they would give anything to have a GF half their age. Nope. Bagged my limit and am happy. Maybe you should reevaluate your choices...
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Bubba and GF visit CS Zoo
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06/19/19 02:36 AM
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Looks like she hit every branch and needs a bath
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