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 The Birthday Resolution
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03/13/19 09:09 PM
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Quick Shoot Again
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Bird Dog
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It’s Joe’s 65th birthday and he makes a resolution to get his body back into shape.
He gets his physician’s approval to join a gym and takes up an aerobics class for the elderly.
He bends, twists, gyrates, hops and perspires for an hour.
But, by the time Joe got his leotards on, he realized the class is over.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
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Re: The Birthday Resolution
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03/13/19 09:13 PM
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Creekrunner
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This joke is becoming less funny every year. 
...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Re: The Birthday Resolution
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03/13/19 10:31 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: The Birthday Resolution
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03/14/19 12:17 AM
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Cajun Raider
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 at age 74, I know what he went through.
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: The Birthday Resolution
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03/14/19 12:23 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Birthday Resolution
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03/18/19 06:55 AM
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pigplinker
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 I feel his pain
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