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Old folks
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08/17/18 03:59 PM
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TexasKC
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Two very active seniors (Arthur, age 92, and Rachel, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore and Arthur suggests they go in.
Arthur addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Arthur: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Arthur: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Arthur: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Arthur: "How about Preparation H?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Arthur: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Arthur: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Arthur: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Arthur: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Arthur: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?"
Arthur: "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Old folks
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08/17/18 04:42 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Old folks
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08/17/18 06:30 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Old folks
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08/18/18 03:25 PM
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pigplinker
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Re: Old folks
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08/18/18 08:04 PM
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Cajun Raider
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We're almost there ourselves.
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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