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Old folks #7259356 08/17/18 03:59 PM
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Two very active seniors (Arthur, age 92, and Rachel, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married.



They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore and Arthur suggests they go in.

Arthur addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Arthur: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Arthur: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Arthur: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Arthur: "How about Preparation H?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Arthur: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Arthur: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Arthur: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Arthur: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Arthur: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?"







Arthur: "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry


In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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