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might be a repost but it's funny
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05/13/09 11:23 PM
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anniebotx86
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A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a Typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks like I said, my boy's a Typical Texas baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!". We heard one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that Typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now? The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had'm circumcised!
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Re: might be a repost but it's funny
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05/14/09 12:07 AM
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Rwuensch
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We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
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Re: might be a repost but it's funny
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05/14/09 04:13 AM
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mbavo
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sounds about right for all of us texas men,good one!
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Re: might be a repost but it's funny
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05/16/09 01:21 AM
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Re: might be a repost but it's funny
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05/16/09 04:12 AM
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ITS BETTER TO DIE ON YOUR FEET THEN LIVE ON YOUR KNEES...!!!
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Re: might be a repost but it's funny
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05/16/09 06:55 AM
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Rwuensch
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Sounds like he had a cows tail tied up with the belt to me.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
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Re: might be a repost but it's funny
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05/16/09 07:18 AM
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panch0
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Lol, thats funny I don't care who you are.
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Re: might be a repost but it's funny
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05/16/09 05:12 PM
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Who showed you my baby pictures?????
Those of you who do not stand behind our millitary, please stand in front of it!!!
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Re: might be a repost but it's funny
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05/17/09 12:23 AM
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Re: might be a repost but it's funny
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05/19/09 08:17 PM
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