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Shoot or don't shoot
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02/19/17 11:42 PM
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macec3(TX)
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SHOOT OR DON'T SHOOT ??? A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, because the man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife, naked as a jay bird, with a man, totally nude also. The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, “Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.” HE paid for the Porsche I gave you. HE paid for your new 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat. HE paid for your Football season tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for your Golf Trip to St Andrews and your new 4 x 4. HE paid for our country club membership and he even pays the monthly dues. And because of HIM, I can put an extra $2,000 in our checking account each month. Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do'? The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket, before he catches a cold.'
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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02/20/17 06:06 PM
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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02/20/17 06:11 PM
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mikei
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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02/20/17 06:13 PM
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billyhunt
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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02/20/17 06:49 PM
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chital_shikari
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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02/20/17 07:32 PM
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Hoytman
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(Sig Pic to be no more than 125 pixels tall)
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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02/21/17 04:19 AM
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RedHoss
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I love my wife but he might suddenly become my best friend.
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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02/21/17 02:48 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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02/21/17 06:55 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Sometimes, you just have to think through things!
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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02/23/17 10:06 AM
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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02/24/17 02:40 AM
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but I'd still
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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03/04/17 01:37 PM
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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03/04/17 06:38 PM
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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03/05/17 01:14 AM
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Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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03/08/17 02:08 AM
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“I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.†—Groucho Marx
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Re: Shoot or don't shoot
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03/24/17 05:53 PM
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Pope&Young
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I would say... time for a new ranch
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