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How good is your sense of humor? #6579379 12/09/16 07:52 PM
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I'm fortunate enough to hunt for free on a cousin's place. Harvested several pigs and a few cull deer for the last few years. I sat a blind out (with permission) along with my feeder. In the past 4 years, several individuals have harvest nice bucks from the stand, one individual likes to look at the game pictures, but often forgets to put the card back in the camera. It floods during heavy rains and last year there was 3' of water that wiped out the camera and feeder. I leave my heater in the blind, and typically have to bring re-fill bottles as the other person(s) fails to replenish the fuel source. I can deal with that.
But now the Humor has reach the end...Someone stepped outside the blind and left their "DUCE" next to the doorway path! flush Really people...


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Re: How good is your sense of humor? [Re: Slimpickin] #6579387 12/09/16 07:56 PM
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time to have a talk and come to Jesus meeting over that one.


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How did you find it? And did you scrape it off with grass or a stick.... confused2


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Re: How good is your sense of humor? [Re: Slimpickin] #6579450 12/09/16 08:32 PM
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Not that good


Re: How good is your sense of humor? [Re: Slimpickin] #6579452 12/09/16 08:33 PM
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Re: How good is your sense of humor? [Re: Slimpickin] #6579459 12/09/16 08:39 PM
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That's not only just wrong, it's also gross!

Re: How good is your sense of humor? [Re: Slimpickin] #6579466 12/09/16 08:44 PM
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Well you said you hunt for free. If it is the person who lets you hunt for free doing all this I say take a shovel and bury it problem solved. Then thank him for letting you hunt his property for free.


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I consider myself a pretty funny dude. I also give folks a hard time and fully expect to receive a hard time in return. I also think I am pretty tolerant of 'shenanigans'

I fail to see the humor in any of the above.

Re: How good is your sense of humor? [Re: Slimpickin] #6579470 12/09/16 08:46 PM
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Oh, HELL NO!!!!!

Re: How good is your sense of humor? [Re: Slimpickin] #6579485 12/09/16 08:55 PM
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Next to the path? Or on the steps? If it's in the grass, but close to the blind, who cares? Im shocked you even saw it, unless it was the toilet paper that tipped you off.


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it was on the poop deck...

Re: How good is your sense of humor? [Re: Slimpickin] #6579511 12/09/16 09:05 PM
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Don't know what it is about deer hunting that makes otherwise civilized, educated men try to seemingly taunt cholera and typhoid. Your situation is mild, compared to things I wish I could unsee.


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Clearly your only option is to return fire. Make your way over to his stand after a full day of eating nothing but cheap beef jerky and tamales.

I was hunting with a buddy two years ago who had a major bathroom emergence at about 5 o'clock one night. Jumped out of the stand and took care of business. When he got back in he started packing up because he thought his hunt was over. Just then a really nice 9pt walked out. He is hanging on my buddy's wall now and we refer to him as "Deuce"

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Re: How good is your sense of humor? [Re: Slimpickin] #6579525 12/09/16 09:20 PM
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I've only made it a few steps from the door a time or two. It happens.

Re: How good is your sense of humor? [Re: Slimpickin] #6579537 12/09/16 09:24 PM
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Free is the key word in this story. While the feeder and camera being destroyed are but a mere fraction of lease costs, it's still extremely cheap for you. However, this does not oblige a paid member to pinch a loaf near the blind. There should still be etiquette and you should be afforded the same even though you don't have to pay. Speak with your cousin about it. Propane is cheap, cameras are fairly cheap and feeders can be cheap or expensive. You have rights as a guest.

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flush When I'm in the woods, nothing is ever solid.
I've no idea why I'm a peanut butter factory?...

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I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.
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Originally Posted By: Age N Score ?
flush When I'm in the woods, nothing is ever solid.
I've no idea why I'm a peanut butter factory?...

roflmao

Oh dear lord that's both gross and hilarious lol444 flush

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Supposed to cover your tracks. Someone needs a lesson in wilderness bathroom etiquette.


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Originally Posted By: Age N Score ?
flush When I'm in the woods, nothing is ever solid.
I've no idea why I'm a peanut butter factory?...

roflmao


I've noticed the same thing. It's weird.


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flush When I'm in the woods, nothing is ever solid.
I've no idea why I'm a peanut butter factory?...

roflmao


I've noticed the same thing. It's weird.

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Originally Posted By: Age N Score ?
flush When I'm in the woods, nothing is ever solid.
I've no idea why I'm a peanut butter factory?...

roflmao


I'll never look at peanut butter the same way again....

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When it comes to hunting I have no sense of humor especially when it comes to novices screwing it up or people just being inconsiderate.


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Had he been eating corn? Maybe he was trying to help.....

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Buddy dropped a pile of mud on the bunkhouse floor a couple of weeks ago. He missed the trash can. barf

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