This is followed by the picture below....



When I get home, I casually ask about the text. Nothing harsh. Just a "Hey, What's all this?"
She looked at me for a long few seconds and then said this, in this order.

"Um...it was all on sale and I had a $10 off coupon"
5 seconds of silence
"Some of these scents are only available for a limited time, during the holidays."
A few more seconds of silence
"Three of them are for gifts."
Another pause
"You want me to smell nice, don't you?"

I couldn't take it anymore. I broke out in laughter and let her know I was going to post this.
I married a wonderful, beautiful woman, who puts up with all of my silly crap. I really don't care if she buys sweet smelling stuff for herself. The way I see it, we both benefit. And if she buys it, I know she'll like it.
I hope this brings you a smile. It did me.
Merry Christmas!!

Matt

Well done sir. You just won an extra kitchen pass to be used however you wish.

Two fairly large and heavy boxes were on the front porch last night filled with similar items, and I stood around while my wife opened them. When she started to explain, I kissed her on the forehead, told her I loved her, and moved on...

Thanks for sharing the story!!

Nice...it's always nice when I wives think of us and take care of themselves for us. Now she will be smelling sweat for you for the next year...

Just remember when you have a couple boxes of ammo and some hunting gear in a pile.

Went with my wife to that store last Saturday because the candles were on sale cheap! There were 4 registers running and at least 20 people in each line! I grabbed a couple of the candle holder basket thingy's, got in line and my wife ran around the store grabbing what she wanted. Right as she was finishing up we were next in line. I kept sending her back for more. She asked if I was sure and I told her, "Honey, I spend a lot more than this on my hobbies, go get whatever you want."

She should be driving a new car every year just for putting up with me.

Well done....

There is nothing wrong with a soft skinned woman who smells good...

I have had 4 or 5 of those show up here lately. New house and I don't know what she has going on. When I go to bed she smells like a blossom in a few places and I am good with that lol

This is a VERY familiar conversation!

I understand your story. My wife was a manager at this store before our daughter arrived. She came home with that amount about once a week. It got so bad, our hallway closet, cabinets under our kitchen and bathroom sink, and linen closet were full of different products. Luckily she has been giving it away every chance she gets.

Moonlight path is awesome...

I am always on the lookout for me some Twilight Woods for MEN 2 in 1...

My wife came home with the same stuff! 21 bottles worth! I am cracking up here.

amen to that!