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Obama and the little girl
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03/11/09 12:21 AM
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CRF4JEFF
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Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know SH&T?”
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03/11/09 09:17 PM
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Re: Obama and the little girl
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03/12/09 01:40 AM
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Regretzi
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Re: Obama and the little girl
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03/12/09 02:34 AM
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We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
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Re: Obama and the little girl
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03/12/09 02:50 AM
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Re: Obama and the little girl
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03/12/09 02:53 AM
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redriverpigger
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I think that goes for all our politicians. They are like architects.If it works on paper,then why can't you make it work?
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