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A SAD MAN DRINKING
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02/10/09 05:14 PM
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There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."
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Re: A SAD MAN DRINKING
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02/10/09 07:54 PM
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chestnut
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LOL, heard it recently, but still funny!
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Re: A SAD MAN DRINKING
[Re: bull frog]
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02/11/09 12:46 AM
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Good one.
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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