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Hmmm, I don't know
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09/03/14 11:29 PM
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Michael W.
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Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name. " Stanley ," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley ?" "I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress? Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?" Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right .. question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress? Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the f....k happened to Stanley ?"
A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: Hmmm, I don't know
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09/04/14 08:29 PM
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Re: Hmmm, I don't know
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09/08/14 11:20 PM
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Re: Hmmm, I don't know
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09/09/14 12:57 PM
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Re: Hmmm, I don't know
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09/10/14 01:10 AM
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Gary Olson
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Stanley got a ride in the black SUV bus.
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Re: Hmmm, I don't know
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09/10/14 12:47 PM
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Re: Hmmm, I don't know
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09/12/14 01:38 AM
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