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Big Arse Grill
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02/19/14 06:41 PM
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KG68
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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-arse grill for one little weenie?"
Last edited by KG68; 02/19/14 06:41 PM.
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Re: Big Arse Grill
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02/19/14 07:49 PM
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Re: Big Arse Grill
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02/20/14 02:11 AM
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Re: Big Arse Grill
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02/22/14 02:08 AM
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Re: Big Arse Grill
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04/14/14 07:13 PM
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Re: Big Arse Grill
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04/14/14 09:56 PM
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Ted was not what is known as a silver tongued devil.....
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Re: Big Arse Grill
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04/15/14 02:25 AM
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Re: Big Arse Grill
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04/15/14 03:51 AM
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Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
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04/15/14 12:33 PM
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04/16/14 02:29 AM
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Maybe he should start with some condiments and spicy appetizers.
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Re: Big Arse Grill
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04/16/14 01:29 PM
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I can hear it now...walking through Lowe's "Honey, does this grill make my butt look big"
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